And now, the most uncool blog on the internet gets down with funny rap videos!

First, a favorite bit of mine from The Whitest Kids ‘U Know: the only rap number on the web about getting high with dinosaurs.

Dang, I wish I had written that.

Next, from the late sketch comedy show Stupidface from the equally late Fuel TV channel, Day by Day presents The Broke Ballers. Apparently being broke is the new pimp.

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