Today’s Nerdvana is a rock-and-roll masterpiece from the camp classic film Miami Connection (1987 — the year we graduated high school!), about a band of shirts-optional orphans led by motivational martial artist Y.K. Kim who are also a band called Dragon Sound taking on drug peddling ninjas, a legendary must-see.

Wouldn’t it be great if someone made a rock song about exterminating ninjas with the powers of positivity and friendship? Thankfully, someone did. Enjoy “Against the Ninja”.

How is this a Nerdvana? It’s a rock song by a band of karate-kicking orphans about using unity, friendship and positivity to wipe out ninjas? The question you should be asking is how is this NOT a Nerdvana?