In an interview back when the show was still airing, Johnny Bravo creator Van Partible revealed that Johnny actually lays mad pipe, but only offscreen, as a show depicting his successes wouldn’t be funny.

“Ya always wondered, no ya know! HEH-HAH-HUH!”

Learning this only makes his getting this show on the air in the first place all that more miraculous.

Someone give this man a medal; he deserves it.