Cartoon Country: Early Impressions of “DC Super Hero Girls”

 

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Back in April, Twinsanity did a Peeks on the DC Super Hero Girls initiative, a new franchise devoted to ‘girl power’ and female empowerment, which just got under way this fall. Now that we’ve seen some of it, I figured I’d give you all my early thoughts on what we’ve seen so far. I’ll let the web series explain the premise so I don’t have to:

 

And here’s the first webisode (there’s also a full song version of that “Get Your Cape On” number, but I’ll spare you that):

 

OK, now for my rambling thoughts:

  • Of the 7 characters DC has designated to be the lead characters here (Wonder Woman, Batgirl, Supergirl, Harley Quinn, Bumblebee, Poison Ivy and Katana), I admit that I’m only really interested in 3 of them: Wondy, Babs and Kara. I’m not an avid comic book reader (most of my comic book superhero knowledge comes from TV and movie adaptations, internet research, fan sites and general nerd osmosis) so I admittedly don’t know much about Katana, and frankly, what (admittedly little) I’ve seen of her here isn’t leaving me hungry for more. Katana just seems to be kind of, there, like window dressing that you don’t really notice. I’ve never been a big Poison Ivy fan (I like Ivy’s design here, but that’s about as deep as my enthusiasm for the character gets) and I’m already a little tired of Harley Quinn. The latter’s a shame, since I’ve been on kind of a pro-clown kick lately and so I wanted to like Harley more, but even more so than Madeline Hatter from Ever After High, this version of Harley just reminds me way too much of Pinkie Pie, and the Pink One is best taken in small doses for me. Harley could easily become annoying if overdone, and I really hope that doesn’t happen here. As for Bumblebee, eh, I’m just not feeling her. Bee is basically just DC’s equivalent to Marvel’s Wasp, and like Wasp I’ve always found her powers, well, silly. Shrinking and bee-blasts, whoop-de-smegging-doo. Plus, I wish the artists had stuck with Bumblebee’s Afro-Puffs; I don’t know what that brown and gold thing on her head is supposed to be. I’ve said this before, but if DC just wanted an African-American face among the crowd, I personally would gone with Vixen.
  • The Good: the characters and art style look very nice. The bright colors, soft hues and tones are decent. The characters look like living dolls, which isn’t surprising, given that this series is meant to promote a doll line. The Not-So-Good: its’ principle setting is a high school…again.

 

I get that this is aimed at kids, I get that the obvious inspiration from Monster High is obvious, and I also understand that the producers needed some way to bring all of these characters together, but come on. Apart from Harry Potter, UBOS, Monster High, Ever After High and Star Dreamers, the use of high school as a principle setting is beyond tired. I hated, Hated, HATED school as a kid, so the last thing I wanted to see when I came home and switched on the tube was a bunch of shows about kids going to school. I probably would have just made Wonder Woman, Supergirl and Batgirl roommates in a high-tech clubhouse or something, but that’s just me.

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“Can someone think outside the friggin’ box?!”

-That said, I do like some of the fun the writers seem to be having with the concept, like the numerous cameos (Miss Martian, Cyborg and Starfire, cool!), Amanda Waller as Principal and Gorilla Grodd as Vice-Principal. VP Grodd reminds me of Beast from X-Men. I also like how none of the students and teachers are avowedly villainous; everyone is basically gray here. This series’ idyllic take on Metropolis as this beautiful place where Supers and Normals peacefully co-exist appeals to me, I hope we get to see more of it outside of the school walls.

  • I like how Superman and Batman are decorated alums who have already graduated from Super Hero High. Makes sense, since few people would pay much attention to Batgirl and Supergirl if BatMAN and SuperMAN were around. I still find it a tad strange that DC went with Wonder Woman rather than Wonder Girl, though I understand why:

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Wonder Woman is THE most popular and well-known super-heroine in the DC Universe, and as such DC likely figures that a) it would be insane to not include her as one of the main characters, and b) Wonder Woman will sell more dolls off the shelves than Wonder Girl would. After all…

 

 

And now, some of the web shorts (so far), and my thoughts on them:

-As previously stated, I feel the high school setting has been done to death, but the edifice geek in me does like the design of Super Hero High.

-The “She’s shy” bit with Miss Martian was cuter than the button on a teddy bear’s nose. I hope we get to see more of the alien students in future shorts, hopefully they’ll finally get some dialogue.

-Greg Cipes returns to voice Beast Boy. Nice. I know he’s not a girl, but I’d like to see more of him here, so long as he’s not portrayed as a moron like he was in the 2003 series.

-OK, so Babs is hiding her super identity here…why? I was under the impression that everybody could just be who (and what) they are here. I’m sure this’ll be addressed later on.

More Wondy/Harley shtick. Blah blah blee blah. Not much to see here, let’s move on.

OK, writers, can we spotlight some other characters besides Wonder Woman and Harley Quinn now? When do we get to see Barbara as Batgirl? When is Supergirl going to show up? And was that really how the short ends? But hey, at least we get Tom Kenny as Crazy Quilt.

Kind of odd that no one caught on to the fact that Cheetah was sabotaging Wonder Woman there; kind of flies in the face of the producers’ claim that DCSHG would have “no mean girls or mean girl cliques”. However, anything that features the talents of Maurice LaMarche is worth watching.

-These latter 2 shorts bring to mind another nitpick I have with these shorts: they don’t seem to have logical satisfying endings. They don’t end so much as they just…stop. It’s not because they’re just webisodes, shows like Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse manage to fit in a lot of jokes, character and story in just 3 to 5 minutes, so it’s not like such a feat is impossible. This bring me to another nitpick: these shorts aren’t as funny as they could be. They’re not unfunny, but the writers could be pushing the zany envelope a lot further than they have been so far. Again, I get that these are made for young girls and all, but they’re too restrained. Maybe I came in with the wrong expectations, but I was expecting something like a girl-centric Super Hero Squad Show.

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Now that’s comedy!

I have no problem with the shorts being comedy focused over action, but if you’re gonna do that, be funny! Don’t hold back.

My overall rating (so far):

Meh

I don’t hate DC Super Hero Girls by any stretch, but it’s not exactly wowing me either. Of course, things are still very early; the producers have said that they already have about 20 or so episodes in the can and are said to be working on more. Maybe the show will find its’ legs and improve as it goes on, here’s hoping. This is an ambitious undertaking, I’d hate to see it go bust.

 

 

 

Cartoon Country: Teen Titans – Dressing Up Like Robin

Today’s Cartoon Country comes to us from Teen Titans: TAS, specifically from season 4’s “The Quest”. After getting defeated in battle by a criminal martial artist, Robin heads East to seek out additional training from the legendary “True Master”. While he’s away, the other Titans try to fill the shoes (among other things) of their leader in this amusing B-plot. This is “Dressing Up Like Robin”.

Is it wrong that I enjoyed these kinds of goofy shenanigans more than superhero/action elements of the show? If Teen Titans GO! could consist of material like this instead of the characters shouting all of their lines and acting like uncaring, sociopathic a-holes, then I could enjoy that show.

Cartoon Country: Slappy Squirrel – Who’s On Stage?

Today’s Cartoon Country is an excerpt from Warner Brothers’ Animaniacs!. Specifically, the Slappy Squirrel short titled “Woodstock Slappy”. In the short, the year is 1969 (a good year for me – it’s the year I was born!) and Slappy aims to get her nephew Skippy (who in this short is full on into hippie culture) out of the city and “away from all those bad influences”, like peace and love, “That stuff’ll warp your mind!” However, Slappy has the perfect timing to plan their getaway on the exact same date of Woodstock, the 3 day music festival of peace and love. The interactions that Slappy has with some of the famous musical performers of the time are hilarious, but one of THE highlights of this short is the following interaction between Slappy and Skippy:

This is what I loved about Animaniacs; you never knew what to expect. As if the premise of Slappy trying to crash Woodstock wasn’t funny enough, we also get an out of nowhere parody of Abbot & Costello’s famous “Who’s On First?” routine. You know what I call that? Genius!

Cartoon Country: Superhero City – A Visitor’s Guide

Inspired by Jason (Goldstar)’s recent Cartoon Country on The Super Hero Squad Show, I’ve decided to pay homage to one of my personal favorite aspects of SHS, its’ setting of Superhero City.

First, let’s get the boring expository stuff out of the way:

  1. Although this article was indeed inspired by the Superhero City on Super Hero Squad, the setting depicted in this article is not the same Superhero City from that show, but rather a different Superhero City which I made up, though the name’s the same. I really like the name Superhero City and I couldn’t think of a better one, so I’m not changing it. Our site, our rules.
  2. As a superhero/sci-fi geek, I enjoy things from both Marvel and DC, so my Superhero City will incorporate characters, references and allusions to both companies. Think of it as an alternate universe where both DC and Marvel characters coexist but legal and copyright restrictions don’t. Now that we’ve established that…
Let the tour begin!

Let the tour begin!

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Welcome to Superhero City, an active and thriving metropolis in the West Zone region. It’s big. It’s beautiful. It’s pristine. It’s technologically advanced….

And it's crawling with superheroes! That's why they call it Superhero City, that's how it go its' name.

And it’s crawling with superheroes! That’s why they call it Superhero City, that’s how it got its’ name.

At the center of city in the town square is a giant statue honoring 3 of Superhero City’s most honored and decorated citizens.

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It is surrounded by the 3 Pillars of Epic Majestic Greatness.

The Steel Pillar, representing the forces of Strength and Power in Superhero City...

The Steel Pillar, representing the forces of Strength and Power in Superhero City…

The Plastic Pillar, representing the forces of Science and Reason in Superhero City...

The Plastic Pillar, representing the forces of Science and Reason in Superhero City…

And the Wooden Pillar, representing the forces of Nature and Spirituality.

And the Wooden Pillar, representing the forces of Nature and Spirituality in Superhero City.

All surrounded by beautiful dancing fountains.

Who came up with this amazing tribute? It sure as heck wasn’t the city’s mayor, former Luchador El Emenopeio.

He got the job 'cause nobody else wanted it, and he runs unopposed every year.

He got the job ’cause nobody else wanted it, and he runs unopposed every year.

Where do all of the city’s enhanced, irradiated, mutated and just plain incredible citizens come from?

Some arrived here from outer space…

“Hello, Meagan!”

“Welcome to Earth! Bonjour, Bienvenidos, and Klatu, Barada, Nikto!”

…Others emigrated here from our sister city, Magix….

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A magical floating city in its’ own right, housed atop a large, puffy pink cloud (really!), which hangs and hovers above Superhero City, connected to its’ beach and bay side by the Ever Rainbow, which is always visible even at night and never goes away (hence the name). SHC denizens can only visit Magix when invited by a citizen of Magix, who are the only ones who can make the Rainbow solid, and even then they need to wear a visitors’ badge.

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Magix is part of Superhero City the same way that Alaska and Hawaii are part of the United States. Few non-enchanted individuals have actually seen Magix from the inside, but it is said to be very picturesque and very, very sparkly. Its’ populace is rather private, but they’re OK with being considered part of Superhero City provided the city residents keep themselves pretty much to themselves.

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Magix is home to fairies, wizards, witches, elves, dwarfs, pirates, jesters, royals and monsters. If you want to get yourself a wand or a unicorn or a Pegasus or a Firebird off the black market, this is where you’d want to go.

Here's a rare shot of Magix's countryside, and here's.....

Here’s a rare shot of Magix’s countryside, and here’s…..

“Sorry sweetie, but that’s as far as you go. No cameras beyond this point, by order of the Queen. You’re free to file a formal complaint, as long as you’re OK with getting a lightning bolt up the ass!”

Moving on….

Still more come from the Mad Science capital of the US, Megacorp.

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For decades, this company has done a ton of noodling with science and nature and experimenting on living beings, creating numerous cyborgs, human/alien crossbreeds, evolved dinosaurs, beings of living flame, genetically altered clones and atomic supermen, populating the city with many metahumans.

“Oh, what do you expect from us? We’re MAD!”

These days, however, after receiving their 1000th federal injunction (happy anniversary!), Megacorp has since cleaned up their act (as far as we know), and now mainly manufactures a popular brand of soft drink called Pop-Off Proto-Cola.

Proto-Cola. Available in Red, Yellow, Blue, Orange and new White! Proto-Cola. It's deliciously addictive! And perfectly harmless. We swear.

Pop-Off Proto-Cola. Available in Red, Yellow, Blue, Orange and new White! Proto-Cola. It’s deliciously addictive! And perfectly harmless. We swear.

Now, you may be wondering: with so many superhumans residing among them, what have the city’s non-super powered citizens done to cope?

They've become...Gasp!...OK with it!

They’ve become…Gasp!…OK with it!

Yes, believe it or not, an entire sub-culture of Supers living among normal humans has eliminated the need for secret identities and the rest of the populace has simply learned to coexist. In Superhero City, it doesn’t matter if you can fire beams from your eyes, or lift a tank over your head or fly like a comet across the sky…

“Try all of the above!”

It does’t matter if you’re metallic or mystical or interplanetary; in this town, you’re free to be whoever (or whatever) you choose.

Regardless of where you come from, what you look like, what you do or what you're composed of, in Superhero City everyone can let their super-freak flag fly!

Regardless of where you come from, what you look like, what you do or what you’re composed of, in Superhero City everyone can let their super-freak flag fly!

No powers? No problem!

With Mad Science being such an everyday part of life here, it's not uncommon for some folks to be scary smart, possessing massive brain powers in place of super powers, and that's cool too. Superhero City embraces geniuses and budding Mad Scientists, techno-geeks and engineers. Somebody's gotta be able to program our DVRs and smartwatches, after all.

With Mad Science and high-tech being such everyday parts of life here, it’s not uncommon for some folks to be scary smart, possessing massive brain powers in place of super powers, and that’s cool too. Superhero City embraces geniuses and budding Mad Scientists, techno-geeks and engineers. Somebody’s gotta be able to program our DVRs and smartwatches, after all.

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“Your brain is so BIG!”

To your left, in the upper skyline, you’ll see Makuhero Tower.

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…Which is home to gazillionaire scientist Prof. Xena Makuhero and her gifted children Icy, Mondo, Lazer, Angel and Psimon, collectively known as The X-Perts, a family of wealthy, famous, super-powered do-gooders and all around nice people.

Despite living in a high-tech tower, having cool matching monogrammed uniforms, awesome powers and mad skills, and getting invites to all of the Superhero Socials, the Makuheroes are NOT superheroes, but rather are adventurers, researchers, scientists, adventurers and exploerers. Don't feel bad, it's a common mistake, everyone makes it.

Despite living in a high-tech tower, having cool matching monogrammed uniforms, awesome powers and mad skills, and getting invites to all of the Superhero Socials, the Makuheroes are NOT superheroes, but rather are adventurers, researchers, scientists, adventurers and explorers. Don’t feel bad, it’s a common mistake, everyone makes it.

BTW, check out their S.S.S.S.T. (Sweet, Sweet, Super Sonic Transport).

BTW, check out their S.S.S.S.T. (Sweet, Sweet, Super Sonic Transport).

To your right, you’ll spot the Z-Dome.

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Folks here instantly recognize this logo as the symbol for Superhero City’s animal sanctuary/wildlife preserve, conveniently located in Banzai Gardens Park, known as Zooropa.

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Zooropa is a haven for the Mutanimals, a sub-species of intelligent talking animals who were originally genetically altered by Megacorp back in the 1960’s (everybody was experimenting with stuff back then) and have since been crossbreeding and growing slowly in numbers as a recognizable portion of the populace.

They're cute, and cartoon writers are fascinated with them.

They’re cute, and cartoon writers are fascinated with them.

While there are still a few curmudgeons who aren’t OK with the idea of Mutaninals living among them…

“Mutanimals! Flobbity-Flee! Back in my day, critters kept their yaps shut and were kept on leashes! That’s the way it was and we LIKED it!”

..Many more have come to accept them just as any other breed of citizen.

In fact, some lucky ones occasionally get adopted by humans to become sidekick pets. They get fame, glory, respect, a cool jet pack and all the kibble they can eat!

In fact, some lucky ones occasionally get adopted by humans to become sidekick pets. They get fame, glory, respect, a cool jet pack and all the kibble they can eat!

Life would be positively copacetic in Superhero City if it weren’t for one thing:

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SUPER-VILLAINS.

These rogues, thugs, punks, freaks, monsters, antagonists and gangsters have all been deported to neighboring Villainville, a bleak, dark, smoking, polluted, toxic slum of dirt and filth–ewww! Villainville is blocked away from Superhero City by a huge wall erected by the Mayor (one of the few genuinely useful things he’s ever signed into action), but once in a while one of these creeps gets ballsy and tries to leap over the wall to go into the city to cause mayhem, but of course they’re usually quickly disposed of and either tossed back over the wall or into the clink, whichever’s more convenient.

“You’d have to be crazy to try and commit a crime in a city full of superheroes, but thankfully we’re crazy, too!”

Cartoon Country: The Super Hero Squad Show

In this edition of Cartoon Country, we’ll be looking back at one of my favorite super hero shows in recent years, Marvel Animation’s The Super Hero Squad Show.

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The Super Hero Squad Show was based on the Marvel Super Hero Squad action figure line from Hasbro, which portray the Avengers, the X-Men, and various other characters of the Marvel Universe in a cartoonish super-deformed-style. It is also a self-aware parody of the Marvel characters, with influences taken from on the comedic Mini Marvels series of parody comic books, in that the heroes tend to find themselves in comedic situations, and have cartoonish bents in comparison to their usually serious personalities (such as The Incredible Hulk being jovial and good-natured but with “major anger issues”), and is an overall comedic take on the Avengers. The series’ animation was produced by Film Roman and Marvel Animation.

Before I start, let me just say that this isn’t a review of the show. I won’t be going into the overall story arcs or any specific details of the story lines, season arcs or anything like that. If you haven’t seen all of the episodes, I’m sure you can find them floating around on the internet somewhere. I’m just going to be geeking out over the elements that I particularly liked about the series. It’s going to get nerdy…

...You've been warned.

…You’ve been warned.

The Super Hero Squad Show was a parody of the Marvel universe and it wasn’t canon to the comics or to any of the previous Marvel animated series. For that reason a lot of Marvel enthusiasts hated the show with a passion.

“Super hero comics aren’t supposed to be funny! They’re supposed to be badass, bleak and dark, with no joy or jokes whatsoever! They’re supposed to be grim and serious! Now, I’m off to slip into my Iron Man pajama pants and drink cocoa from my Superman mug.”

Call me what you will, but the fact that SHS was a comedy and a parody never bothered me in the slightest. Admittedly, I’ve always been more of a comedy cartoon person than a serious action cartoon person. I thought that SHS was cool and had a good concept. SHS was like the Marvel Universe collided with Looney Tunes and I loved it.

One thing that I’ve always liked about SHS were the central characters, the Super Hero Squad members themselves, hereinafter referred to as “Squaddies”. They were an assemblage of several iconic Marvel characters, but they weren’t The Avengers. One bit that I liked was how each Squaddie had a special talent or “factor” that made for an ideal team. This was very much a toyetic gimmick, but I liked it anyway. They were:

IRON MAN – Technology Factor

IRON MAN: Technology Factor

  • Iron Man was chosen to be leader of the Squad due to the popularity of the Iron man live action movies starring Robert Downey Jr.
  • Iron Man was voiced by Tom Kenny, who also voiced Captain America and M.O.D.O.K.
  • Iron Man was never seen not wearing his signature armor on the show. He even slept with it on. We only see Tony Stark’s face for a minute in the series pilot.

HULK – Strength Factor

HULK: Strength Factor

  • Hulk was voiced by Travis Wllingham.
  • On the show, Hulk never turned back into Bruce Banner, although Dr. Banner was mentioned by Dr. Doom in one episode, there was no mention of any connection between Banner and the Hulk.

THOR – Elemental Factor

THOR: Elemental Factor

Thor was voiced by Dave Boat, who also voiced The Thing, The Watcher, and Doc Samson. Boat was hilarious as Thor! Nearly every line that came out of that guy’s mouth was a stitch!

WOLVERINE – Animal Factor

WOLVERINE: Animal Factor

This is the 2nd Marvel animated series in which Wolverine was voiced by Steve Blum. The first being Wolverine and the X-Men. Mr. Blum also voiced the Abomination on the show.

SILVER SURFER – Energy Factor

SILVER SURFER: Energy Factor

  • Silver Surfer was voiced by Mikey Kelly, who used a surfer dude type voice for the character.
  • Silver Surfer leaves the Squad at the end of season 1 and in season 2, Scarlet Witch takes his place on the team.

FALCON – Speed Factor

FALCON: Speed Factor

Since this series debuted before Falcon’s live action debut in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, I’m guessing that the reason why Falcon was as the team’s Speed Factor chosen over say, Quicksilver (a much more obvious choice) was so there’d be a non-white among the Super Hero Squad (OK, technically Hulk is green and Silver Surfer is an alien, but you get the idea).

In addition, there was also a “Squaddie” in training; a relatively new Marvel character named Reptil. And unlike many teen sidekicks, I didn’t hate this character.

Reptil possessed a fossilzed talisman which initially granted him the ability to transform parts of his body to those of various dinosaurs, although he was able to go full dino int he shows' 2nd season.

Reptil possessed a fossilzed talisman which initially granted him the ability to transform parts of his body to those of various dinosaurs, although he was able to go full dino in the shows’ 2nd season.

Another thing that I liked was the show’s main setting, Superhero City. A metropolis in which nearly all of the Marvel super heroes and their respective Rogue’s Galleries resided. Actually, Dr. Doom and the Lethal Legion resided in neighboring Villainville, which was separated from Superhero City by a huge wall in the shows’ 1st episode, but Villainville was destroyed by Galactus while on a feeding frenzy in the 2 part season finale.

Superhero City. Come in and get rescued.

Superhero City. Come in and get rescued.

You had the Xavier Academy (the X-Men’s home base), the Baxter Building (home of the Fantastic Four), and also featured Stan Lee himself as the voice the Mayor. I love how Asgard and Bifrost bridge are just sitting there floating above the city in plain sight, although only Adgardians can cross the bridge without getting hassled by security.

Unfortunately, one character who was notable by his absence was Spider Man and his Rogue’s Gallery. Spidey was unable to appear on the show due to Sony having the broadcasting rights to the character, although he was able to appear in the Super Hero Squad Online game. Spider Man was rumored to make a guest appearance in season 2, but it never happened.

“I was still able to star in Ultimate Spider Man with it’s juvenile humor and ‘Family Guy’ style cutaways…lucky me.”

I also loved the Helicarrier on the show, which served as the Squad headquarters. I want to live in this shows’ version of the Helicarrier.

In the shows’ first season, the Squad was battling Dr. Doom (voiced by Charles Adler) over possession of the Infinity Sword, which was shattered in a scuffle and broken into multiple Infinity Fractals prior to the first episode. Doom wanted to find all of the fractals so he reform the sword and rule the world, and wacky hyjinks ensued!

Here’s the shows’ season 1 intro:

As an added treat, in each episode of season 1’s intro, Hulk would grab an Infinity Fractal which would transform him into a different version of himself each week, the transformations being completely random. They were:

  • Baby Hulk
  • Gray Hulk
  • Joe Fixit
  • Wolverine Hulk
  • Hulkbot
  • Saturday Night Fever Hulk
  • Simpsons Hulk
  • M.O.D.O.H. (Mobile Organism Designed Only for Hulking)
  • Bruce Banner (his only appearance in the series)

In the show’s 2nd (and last) season, the focus was on the Squad saving the universe from Thanos of Titan (voiced by Jim Cummings) in a race to retrieve the Infinity Gems (called Infinity Stones on the show, like in the live action movies, but unlike in the Capcom video game Marvel Super Heroes, the show got all of the Gems’ colors correct).

The Super Hero Squad Show didn’t last last long. Only 2 seasons. Any plans for a 3rd season flew out the window when Disney purchased Marvel in 2009. I wasn’t too upset about that, though. a 3rd season of SHS would have been nice, but in season 2, they saved the entire universe. Where do you go from there?

The Super Hero Squad Show may not have been loved by comic book purists, but I don’t mind it at all when super hero franchises show a sense of humor. In fact, I’d like to see DC animation attempt something along these lines. The serious action-y stuff is still out there for anyone who wants to see it, but as for me, I welcome the idea of comic book superheroes getting their ridiculous on!