Cartoon Country: Star Wars Detours

The recent Star Wars animated series Star Wars: Rebels which is currently airing on Disney X-D brought another animated series back into my memory: Star Wars Detours, an unreleased American computer-animated comic science fiction television series produced by Lucasfilm Animation in collaboration with Robot Chicken creators Seth Green and Matthew Senreich.  When asked if the series would have any action in it, Seth Green responded with “No more than the average Looney Tunes or Tom & Jerry!” I like that response. Star Wars Detours was announced at Star Wars Celebration VI in summer 2012. In March 2013, Lucasfilm postponed Detours while they reconsidered whether releasing a comedy series prior to the sequels “makes sense”. That September, Green said 39 episodes had been completed, with 62 additional scripts finished.

I should be covering this show on “Peeks” since it hasn’t made it’s debut yet. However, the series was produced prior to Disney’s purchasing LucasFilm in 2012, which postponed Detours’ premiere back until ??? All that we have of Star Wars Detours are previews and trailers which have been floating around on YouTube. Here’s one of them:

Naturally, because Detours was created and produced by Seth Green and Matt Senreich, I got a serious Robot Chicken vibe from watching this, even though this series was CG animated rather than being stop motion animated. It would have been interesting to see just how long this series could have milked the comedic take on Star Wars, especially since Detours was G-rated, unlike the TV-MA rated Robot Chicken. Naturally, upon learning of Detours creation, there came the usual whining and rating by hardcore Star Wars fans that a comedic take on Star Wars “Will ruin my memories of the original!!!!” Uh, no it won’t because that’s not how memories work. The original Star Wars movies aren’t going to disappear just because new ones are being made. The new ones will still be on DVD and on television. You’ll still be able to see them whenever you want to.

“This comedy series ruined my childhood!”

No it hasn’t. If you cease to love the original and it’s now not as special to you just because of a reboot that you don’t have to see anyway, then it can’t have mattered that much to you in the first place.

As for the query of how much sense a Star Wars comedy series before the sequels would have made, I must ask; How much sense did it make for Star Wars: The Clone Wars to have 3 seasons of events between Episodes 2 and 3? And I honestly have no idea when in the franchise’s timeline that Star Wars: Rebels is supposed to take place in. And it’s not like Detours would have been canon anyway. Just because a show is on, that doesn’t mean that you have to watch it.

It’s too bad that Star Wars Detours may never see the light of day now that Disney owns LucasFilm. While nothing that I saw on the trailers made me laugh out loud, I still would welcome a comedic take on the franchise, if it’s funny and well written, but then, I’m not a huge Star Wars fan to begin with, so I’m easy.

May the farce be with you.

Cartoon Country: Littlest Pet Shop Update – From "Aaah!" to "Eh"

This is an addendum to Pets Over Ponies, an article I did back in January 2013. As is the new custom for Reviews on the Run, I’m gonna keep this short and sweet (OK, short).

It is often said that the true test of a cartoon’s (or any piece of artistic work, for that matter)’s quality is if it’s still as good to you upon a re-watching as it was when you first peeped it out. Sadly, for me this doesn’t seem to be entirely the case with The Channel Formerly Known as The Hub’s Littlest Pet Shop, which is reported to be resuming new episode airings this winter. During this extended hiatus for new eps of LPS (after The Hub sank like a lead balloon covered in fat people, Hasbro seems to be focusing primarily on features as opposed to their near-former TV network) I’ve taken some time off to sober up and re-watch the odd episode here and there, and it looks the runner’s high I was on back when LPS first hit the scene seems to have worn off.
Don’t get me wrong; it’s not as though Littlest Pet Shop is terribly bad, the problem is that it’s not terribly good either. It’s falling very firmly into “meh” territory for me. In retrospect, I think I was more enamored of the idea of there being another Hasbro show that wasn’t My Little Pony to glom onto more than the show itself. There are still some specific characters and elements that I’m still into: I still like Blythe and her ever-changing hairstyles and outfits, I still like Youmgmee (I am kind of curious to see what antics these 2 will get into now that Youngmee is in on Blythe’s big secret), I still love Aunt Christie and Sweet Delights, really hope to see more of them (but I’ve already geeked out on that in a Nerdvana so no need to repeat myself here), I still kind of like Emma and Stephanie, wouldn’t mind seeing more of them, Roger is OK in small doses, though I still would like his character more if he had a wife to play off of; you can’t have the Odd Couple with only Oscar, with no contrast to balance things out, it’s just not as funny, Mrs. Twombly, Sue and Jasper have their moments (though it seems like the latter 2 are really only there to fill up the numbers), and the pets’ antics are OK once in a while, though I admit I like the aforementioned human characters more. The Biskit Twins are still my least favorite characters by far. Not a fan of them. At all. I tried to find something redeemable about them, but they just don’t do it for me. I’m just not down with glorifying villains. I like that they’re twins and that they’re rich and I kind of like their designs, but that’s as far as my enthusiasm for them goes.
Am I done with Littlest Pet Shop? Not entirely. I may still check out some of the new episodes when they debut, assuming there’s a premise that sounds interesting to me, but in all honesty I can’t say how much longer I’ll be riding the LPS bandwagon. It’s a short ride, save some money.

Cartoon Country: Looking Back – Fox Family Channel

The recent Titanic like sinking of The Hub called to my mind another kids’ network which like The Hub had potential but never quite lived up to it…Fox Family.

Fox Family logo
In 1997, Rupert Murdoch’s News Corporation entered into discussions to purchase a stake in the  Pat Robertson owned Family Channel with International Family Entertainment as a partner, in order to use the channel to carry the library of children’s programs that News Corporation had owned through television production company Saban Entertainment.
The Family Channel was sold to Fox Kids Worldwide Inc., a joint venture of News Corporation and Saban, in July 1997; that subsidiary was renamed Fox Family Worldwide Inc. as a result of the acquisition. The Family Channel was renamed as Fox Family Channel (though on-air promos typically referred to the channel as just “Fox Family”) on August 15, 1998 at 12 p.m. Eastern Time.
When Fox bought the channel, programmers sought to reposition it to target a dual audience – kids in daytime, families at night. Once the network became Fox Family, the new owners dropped nearly all of the Family Channel’s programming lineup – which at that point included reruns such as Bonanza, The Carol Burnett Show, Hawaii Five-O, Rescue 911, and Diagnosis: Murder – and replaced them with shows that appealed to a more younger demographic. “Our focus is on younger families, more suburban or urban, more plugged into pop culture,” said network president/CEO Rich Cronin. Fox Family was obligated to continue airing The 700 Club as part of the sale, but airings were scaled back to two times each day (though the sale agreement required the channel to air it three times daily, once each in the morning, late evening and overnight hours), with the evening broadcast being moved out of primetime, and pushed one hour later to 11 p.m. Eastern from 10 p.m. Weekly airings of Columbo were also moved from 9 p.m. Eastern to 10 p.m. on Sundays. More cartoons were added to the lineup, many of which were from the Fox Kids program library. The network was running about eight hours of cartoons a day.
Fox Family also became a cornerstone for syndicating foreign television series, such as the popular British S Club 7 television series, which became the flagship series for the channel until the new millennium. The channel also syndicated many Canadian television series (primarily those produced in English-speaking countries), both animated and live action, including Angela Anaconda, Big Wolf on Campus, I Was a Sixth Grade Alien, Edgemont, Mega Babies, and briefly, The Zack Files. The channel even showed cartoons and anime based on video games, such as Donkey Kong Country, Megaman and Monster Rancher. Most of these shows were a part of the channel’s morning lineup, which also included the original series Great Pretenders. Fox Family also aired reruns of some Fox Kids series such as Bobby’s World, Eek! The Cat, and Life with Louie. The channel added some recent family sitcoms as well, along with European shorts like Tom And Vicky, The Three Friends…and Jerry, Gogs, Lava-Lava!, Animal Shelf and 64 Zoo Lane. Fox Family was also the first channel to air reruns of Pee-Wee’s Playhouse since CBS canceled the series after Paul Ruebens was caught doing what you’d expect to see someone doing in an adult theater. (Really, what were they thinking he’d be doing in there? Playing Pictionary?)
Fox also created a film division for the channel, Fox Family Films, which produced films aimed towards different age groups, mainly children, including Addams Family Reunion, which was shown in its inauguration of the channel, and Digimon: The Movie, which was compiled from several Japanese Digimon short films. For a more teenage audience, Fox Family Films created Ice Angel, a made-for-cable movie about a hockey player reborn as a female synchronized skater, as well as the thriller Don’t Look Behind You. Fox Family also aired a wide array of Saban Entertainment-produced movies as well as airing many direct-to-video 20th Century Fox films, including Richie Rich’s Christmas Wish, Casper: A Spirited Beginning and Like Father, Like Santa.
With all that going for it, one would’ve expected this channel to sail to the heights, but unfortunately Fox Family wasn’t the shot in the arm to cable what Fox Kids was to weekday and SatAM programming back in the 90’s. I personally feel the reason for FF’s lackluster performance was simply due to a slew of mediocre programming. To be fair, aside from Mega Babies and I Was a Sixth Grade Alien! (the former was a gross-out cartoon guaranteed to make anyone and everyone watching it lose their collective lunch, while the latter was a cheaply made sci-fi comedy starring some poor kid in purple makeup and a garbage bag costume with a glow stick hot-glued to his head, piss-poor acting which made your local dinner theater troupe look like Shakespearean thespians and a season’s budget that was likely blown on a Happy Meal), none of Fox Family’s shows were horribly bad; the problem was that none of them were horribly good either.
  • I wanted to like Angela Anaconda, since it was co-created by Pepper Ann creator Sue Rose and I’m a big PA fan, but that ‘photographed heads on cartoon bodies’ filming technique was so creepy and off-putting that I couldn’t stand to look at it for more than a minute or so.
  • The Kids from Room 402 offered a few chuckles, but no belly laughs, plus I got the point of this show after a few episodes, by season 2 the story ideas and jokes really began to run dry and the characters just got more irritating and less amusing. Also, in season 2, the writers began portraying the students, who were supposed to be around 8-10 years of age, as teenagers when a hackneyed plot called for it, a writing practice I’ve never been a fan of.
  • The Donkey Kong Country series, which debuted in 2000, was also something I really wanted to like, but CGI was still in it’s early stages during this time, so the show suffered due to a severely limited budget (King K. Rool only had 2 minions since that was as many as the producers could afford to animate, for example). The show also may have fared better if it contained stuff that was, you know, actually in the games that inspired it. What was all that business about the Kongs working in a factory and a Crystal Coconut? The stories and cinemas of the games were far more entertaining. Maybe someday Nintendo will try to launch a DKC show again, with CGI and money being different beasts now, I think such a show would fare better the second time around.
  • Weird-Ohs, a Mainframe produced series based on a cultish line of toys, came and went so quickly that I can’t find anyone else who’s ever seen it, I remember it being one of those shows that I could sit through as an alternative to nothing, but immediately forgot about the second it was over.
  • I liked the idea behind FF’s weekday afternoon block The Basement, unfortunately none of the shows on it were that great or memorable: The best thing on The Basement was Eek! The Cat, and while I kind of dug it, even Eek!‘s staunchest fans would have to admit that the show is an acquired taste, Saban’s Monster Farm was another show which provided some light laughs here and there, but it was nothing worth rushing home to see, Walter Melon was the Sha Na Na of cartoons: a One-Trick Pony novelty act about a toon whose job is substituting for other famous fictional characters, since Walter had no setting or supporting cast of his own, he only appeared in spoofs of other shows, the novelty of Walter Melon wore off quickly. Bad Dog, another Canadian import, was basically one joke repeated over and over. If you’ve seen one episode of this show, you’ve seen them all; not only was it the same basic plot each time, but many of the exact same gags were re-used. The Three Friends…and Jerry was more or less a British Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy minus the bizarre quirks and endearing character traits and a slightly more perverse edge; once one got past the basic shtick that nothing ever worked out for the title characters and everyone else hated them, there really wasn’t much else to say about it. The added attractions imposed upon it by Fox were similarly hit or miss. The biggest misfire was the leftovers of Fox’s Stickin’ Around, co-created by Robin Steele and Brianne Leary, a show which was “meh” at best; it didn’t help matters that Fox chose to edit these shorts with a Cuisinart; the Stickin’ Around shorts were so mercilessly hacked to bits that following the plots was next to impossible.
  • I was exactly the wrong age demo for the likes of S Club 7, Edgemont and The Zack Files, so I never caught those. Similarly, I never saw a full episode of Big Wolf on Campus (it came on before some shows I watched, so I saw the ends of a lot of shows), but I understand it garnered a somewhat substantial cult following among certain fans.
  • I never saw an episode of The New Addams Family; my father watched a couple of episodes, and regarding his opinion on them, it was first time in my life I ever heard him use the word “suck”.
  • I have no memory of Outrageous!, ’cause I never saw it; come to think of it, I don’t think I ever watched Fox Family at night aside from some of the specials and movies which would air during The 13 Nights of Halloween and The 25 Days of Christmas, which are the only remnants of the channel to this day.
As Jason (Goldstar) mentioned, another thing which contributed to the demise of Fox Family was internal struggles between the companies which owned and ran it (still more shades of The Hub). There were frequent clashes between News Corporation and Haim Saban. On July 23, 2001, it was announced that Fox Family Worldwide Inc. would be sold to The Walt Disney Company for $2.9 billion. The sale to Disney included ownership of Saban Entertainment. Given that the Disney acquisition took the channel into a deeper decline in its early years and how ABC Family is now the home of trashy reality shows about gratuitous underage drinking and teenage pregnancy, this will go down in the books as EPIC FAIL.
So Hasbro can take some solace in the knowledge that they weren’t the first company to try and join the ranks of the Big 3 kid vid networks and miss the mark. However, even though The Hub failed spectacularly in its’ efforts, I still have to give it a slight nod over Fox Family since they put forth an effort to showcase girl centric cartoons not aimed at preschoolers. Well, actually, Fox Family did have one such show…

…but sadly there’s no longer a Fox Family or a Hub for this show to go to now. Hey, Netflix. As long as you’re reviving old properties, maybe you could give this one a shot. It couldn’t be worse than Angela Anaconda or SheZow!.

Cartoon Country: Disney’s The 7D

The 7D, the latest animated outing from Disney Studios, made its’ debut this morning on Disney X-D. We’ve already previewed this show no less than twice here on The Twin Factor, but for those who are too lazy to re-read those, here’s the opening:

And now, the overview:

“In The 7D, Happy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy, and Doc have ditched (or maybe haven’t yet met) Snow White in favor of Queen Delightful, the slightly dippy monarch of the contemporary fairy tale land of Jollywood. The Queen (and her long-suffering assistant Lord Starchbottom) are perpetually pestered by the husband-and-wife warlock team of Grim and Hildy Gloom — she’s the brains, he’s the…uh, husband. Each half-hour of The 7D promises 2 11-minute stories of the dwarfs foiling Grim and Hildy’s latest coup attempt with much comedic mayhem along the way.”

Thanks to Toon Zone’s Ed Liu for the synopsis.

The Dwarfs’ physical appearances and characters are more exaggeratedly toonified here, but are still what you’ve come to expect from them: Doc (Bill Farmer) is brainy and is skilled at steampunk inventions (complete with Inspector Gadget-like gloved robotic hands and other assorted gizmos stored inside his hat), Dopey (“voiced” by Dee Bradley Baker) looks like Harpo Marx and is prone to whistles, props, sight gags and silliness, Bashful is shy and soft-spoken, typically hiding behind characters and props, even to the point where he’s barely visible during the show’s opening sequence (his twee voice, when he does speak up, is provided by Billy West), Sleepy (Steven Stanton)’s outfit resembles pajamas and he dozes whenever and wherever possible, Sneezy (Scott Menville) is bulbous-nosed, nasally voiced and allergic to everything, sneezing with the ferocity of a hurricane, Happy (Keven Michael Richardson) is jovial to the point of being a little nuts, giddily leaping into cheerily inane songs at the slightest provocation, and Grumpy (Maurice LaMarche) is well…grumpy. (Could be because his hat is an inverted flowerpot.) Rounding out the voice cast is Leigh-Allyn Baker as Queen Delightful, Paul Rugg as Lord Starchbottom, Jess Harnell as Grim and Kelly Osbourne, yes, that Kelly Osbourne, as Hildy.

Personally, I thought it was pretty good myself. The writers did a good job of giving each character a little something to do despite each short only being 11 minutes long. The show’s a tad simplistic, but that’s to be expected given that The 7D was originally slated for Disney Junior (as evidenced by how the episodes’ titles are read aloud by the characters, for the benefit of younger tots who can’t yet read), and anyway not every show needs to be river deep in order to be entertaining. I’ve only seen 1 episode so far, but I can already see Doc, Grumpy and Happy shaping up to be my favorite characters on the series.

Overall, I liked what I saw today, and I’ll definitely be tuning in for more.

Cartoon Country: Looking Back – Chowder

A discussion on Toon Zone sparked this; today I’ll be looking back at a since departed cartoon, Cartoon Network’s Chowder.

For those who don’t know, Chowder was an American animated television series created by C.H. Greenblatt for Cartoon Network. The series followed an aspiring young chef named Chowder and his day-to-day adventures as an apprentice in Mung Daal’s catering company, located in the magical surreal fantasy setting of Marzipan City, a cross between a Dr. Seuss book and a Peter Max painting, populated by humanoids, anthropomorphic animals, pixies, robots, monsters, giants, dragons and not-quite-certains, where all of the characters were named after foods or dishes. Although he means well, Chowder often finds himself in predicaments due to his perpetual appetite and his nature as a scatterbrain. He is also pestered by Panini, the apprentice of Mung’s rival Endive, who wants Chowder to be her “boyfriend”, which he abhors. The series was animated with both traditional animation as well as short stop motion puppet sequences that were inter-cut into the episodes, and that ran over the end credits.

Chowder premiered on November 2, 2007, and ran for three seasons with 49 total episodes. It garnered one Primetime Emmy Award win, six Annie Award nominations, and two additional Emmy Award nominations during its run. The series finale, “Chowder Grows Up”, aired on August 7, 2010, and features C.H. Greenblatt as the voice of the adult Chowder.

As of June 02, 2014, Boomerang has begun airing re-runs of the series.

I’m not ashamed to say it: I loved Chowder when it first debuted. It was a glimmer of goodness in an otherwise mostly forgettable era for Cartoon Network. Fun fact: the show was originally going to be about a wizard’s apprentice, but somewhere down the line while still in pre-production the show was morphed into a series about an apprentice chef, and while part of me wonders what the series would have been like had Greenblatt stuck with his original concept, I still dug the show when it first came out. The cooking premise was definitely unique and not one which has been utilized a lot in animation, or anywhere else outside of Food Network or the Cooking Channel. I loved how kooky and whimsical Chowder was, its’ world and its’ characters, and how different it was from everything else that was on CN at the time. In its’ initial season, people were touting Chowder as the show which had the potential to be CN’s equivalent to SpongeBob Squarepants, and I was one of those people who saw that potential in the show.

Unfortunately, around midway season 2, things started to flag. The theme of cooking and making unusual recipes and questing for ingredients for said recipes and tackling catering orders got abandoned all too quickly, the characters (especially Chowder himself) became extremely dumbed down and 1-dimensional caricatures of their former selves each with a single trait cranked up to 11, the characters began breaking the 4th wall to the point of sheer irritation, the cast (again especially Chowder himself) began shouting all of their dialogue, the writers began shoehorning Gazpacho (one of the show’s funniest characters, admittedly) into every single episode regardless of whether the story actually called for him or not, and by the end Chowder had just devolved into a goofy random cartoon about weird people doing weird things with no rhyme or reason, with the only remnants of the original premise being that everyone and everything was named after foods. By the time the finale came along, the damage had been done.

When looking back on Chowder, I try to only remember it’s first season and the early part of the second; I try to pretend the rest of the series simply doesn’t exist.