Nerdvana: Dragon Sound – Against the Ninja

Today’s Nerdvana is a rock-and-roll masterpiece from the camp classic film Miami Connection (1987 — the year we graduated high school!), about a band of shirts-optional orphans led by motivational martial artist Y.K. Kim who are also a band called Dragon Sound taking on drug peddling ninjas, a legendary must-see.

Wouldn’t it be great if someone made a rock song about exterminating ninjas with the powers of positivity and friendship? Thankfully, someone did. Enjoy “Against the Ninja”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WZ6Vl5uBGw

How is this a Nerdvana? It’s a rock song by a band of karate-kicking orphans about using unity, friendship and positivity to wipe out ninjas? The question you should be asking is how is this NOT a Nerdvana?

Nerdvana: My Top 3 Favorite Renditions of “We Three Kings”

It’s December, the month of Christmas, and with the Christmas season comes Christmas music. You can’t can’t visit any store or turn on any radio station without hearing some Christmas themed song of some kind.

Santa Bot

“Xmas is everywhere! You can’t escape! Resistance is futile!”

Just about everyone has a favorite Christmas song, be it “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer”, “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town”, “Silent Night”, “Deck the Halls” or whatever…

Douchey McNitpick

“Ahem…”Jungle Bells” , “Let It Snow” and “Winter Wonderland” are NOT Christmas songs; they’re WINTER songs! pay attention to the lyrics. At no point in any of those songs is Christmas ever mentioned!”

My personal favorite Christmas song is “We Three Kings”, also known as “We Three Kings of Orient Are” or “The Quest of the Magi”,.  For those who don’t know, “We Three Kings” was was written by John Henry Hopkins, Jr. in 1857. At the time of composing the carol, Hopkins served as the rector of Christ Episcopal Church in Williamsport, Pennsylvania, and he wrote the carol for a Christmas pageant in New York City. Many versions of this song have been composed and it remains a popular Christmas carol. The context of the carol centers around the Biblical Magi, who visited Jesus during his Nativity and gave him gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh while paying homage to him.  I know that this song isn’t played on the radio or in shopping centers very often, but that’s precisely one of the reasons why I like it. There’s no glitz. No bells and whistles. Nothing about presents, Rudolph, Frosty , Santa, mistletoe, stockings. None of that. It’s just a pretty, haunting tune and it’s charming and enchanting.

Grumpy

“Yeah, even us cranks and cynics can appreciate beautiful things. we have our sensitive side too. Back off, Jack!”

Over the years, there have been many, many different renditions of this song performed by various artists, and some renditions are better or worse than others, so I’ve decided to compile a list of my personal favorite versions of the song. Coincidentally, there are 3 of them. Now, these are my personal favorite renditions of “We Three Kings”. You may have other choices than the ones that I’m about to list here.

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“…And that’s…OK.”

So without further ado, I now present my Top 3 Favorite Renditions of “We Three Kings”

3. A Claymation Christmas Celebration

A Claymation Christmas Celebration is a Christmas television special originally broadcast on the American CBS TV network on December 21, 1987. The special featured stop motion clay animation and was produced and directed by Will Vinton. It was advertised as starring the (then) popular California Raisins, but the producers smartly saved the Raisins’ musical number for the last segment of the show because they obviously knew that if they had opened with the California Raisins, everyone would have switched channels afterwards and no one would have stuck around for the other segments, including this one which opened the show. It starts out as a fairly traditional rendition of the song, but then…well you can see yourself.

Yes, the jazzy, hip anthropomorphic camels do a modern day spin on the old classic, but it’s not so jarring that it takes you out of the song or ruins the mood. In fact, it actually fits. It was unexpected, but it all flows together nicely.

2. The Roches

Don’t know who The Roches are? You probably do. if you’ve seen the episode of Tiny Toon Adventures which features the short titled “The Roches” and features Maggie, Terry and Suzzy Roche as anthropomorphic roaches, that’s them (The Roches also provided their own voices for the short). They also performed a rendition of “We Three Kings” as musical guests on Late Night With David Letterman. They’re version is smooth, haunting and contemporary and having three women sing it just add to to mood somehow. Give a listen:

Trivia Time: Did you know that The Roches wrote their song “Big Nothing” in response to the lukewarm reception that they got from the audience when they performed on Saturday Night Live? Now you do.

Before we get to number one, I’d like to give honorable mention to the song “Night Before Christmas” by Eek A Mouse (yes, that’s actually his performing name!). The reason why it’s not on my list is because it’s not technically a cover of “We Three Kings”; it’s an original song with original lyrics that only sang to the tune of “We Three Kings”. Still, it’s bouncy, weird, funky and a cool tune in it’s own right: Give a listen:

And my all time favorite rendition of “We Three Kings” is……..

1. Barbara Higbie (from Narada’s A Winter’s Solstice, IV)

For those who don’t know, Barbara Higbie is a talented pianist…

Beavis & Butthead

“Huh-huh-huh! He said ‘pianist’! Huh-huh-huh” “Yeah! Heh-heh-heh! ‘Pianist’! Heh-heh-heh!”

…Shut up. Barbara Higbie is also one fourth of the new age band Montreaux. Ms. Higbie also wrote another one of my all time favorite songs, “Barbara’s Dream”  on the Montreaux album “Let Them Say” (which is almost impossible to find). Anyway, Ms. Higbie doesn’t sing. That’s right, this version of the song is completely instrumental, but that’s not a bad thing, as it better allows me to use the unlimited power of my imagination and use my own imagery. The use of piano and violins blend together perfectly. It’s extremely easy to get lost in this rendition.

This version of the song is simply beautiful and it reigns unchallenged as my favorite rendition of “We Three Kings” of all time.

And those are my Top 3 favorite renditions of “We Three Kings”.

Raffi. For Adrian Chamberlain story. Handout photo.

“Hey, how about next we do “Jingle Bell Rock”?

Uh, let’s not and say we did.

Nerdvana: It by Christine and the Queens

This is another song that has become one of my jams in a fairly short time period. Even though I’ve only become aware of this one a couple of weeks ago, it was actually released in 2011 (fashionably late to the party again. Typical of my nature as an Aquarius). I first discovered this song when the artist performed it live on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, and because I first heard it around the same time that I saw the Gravity Falls episode “Wierdmageddon, Part 2” with Mabel Land, that’s kind of what I associate with my personal imagery for the song. I always imagine a little girl who’s wrapped up in her own imagination that she envisions herself in a surreal fantasy world of her own creation inhabited by her toys and such where she of course rules supreme. Anyway, enjoy “It” by Christine and the Queens.

Nerdvana: “Love Plus One” by Haircut 100

Today’s Nerdvana is a selection from the early 1980’s band Haircut 100, who had a very brief and tumultuous career (the band only produced 2 albums and the lead singer was only present for the first). I used to see the video for this particular track on TBS’s Night Tracks a lot (Night Tracks was basically TBS’s mini-MTV clone block, back when the ‘M’ in MTV stood for Music, rather than Mediocre), and it continues to be one of my favorite 80’s pop tunes.

Because of the video, I always think of  tropical islands and exotic rain forests whenever I hear this song. Remember Wild Cartoon Kingdom from last year? This would be a fitting opening theme for that if it were a show. Plus, I just really like the title. Enjoy “Love Plus One”.

Nerdvana: “Black Halo” by Three Merry Widows

Today’s Nerdvana is one of my current jams. Jason will tell ya, I’ve been listening to this A LOT.

I was first introduced to the band Three Merry Widows while watching an episode of an old and forgotten ESPN series titled Max Out, which would show footage of various extreme sports (surfing, skydiving, skiing, skateboarding, rock climbing, snowboarding, etc.) with alternative music playing over it (sort of a precursor to Fuel TV); it was the perfect sports show for a geekoid like me who’s not all that into sports and doesn’t participate in sports at all, but loves themsleves some alternative music. (This show also introduced me to the collaborative album between The Art of Noise’s Anne Dudley and Killing Joke’s Jaz Coleman Songs from the Victorious City–if you haven’t heard this amazing album yet, more’s the pity.) The track in question is from the band’s first (and to date, only) major label album, Which Dreamed It?. It’s been so long since I’ve seen that show or heard any traces of Three Merry Widows that to this day I’m still not sure if this is the track from them that I heard on Max Out, but upon discovering it, I found that this song kicks MAJOR booty so this is the one I’ll be spotlighting here.

With a band name like Three Merry Widows one would expect a trio of doll-eyed ladies performing village-y type folk and New Age style songs a la Medieaval Baebes, but it’s actually 4 dudes and 1 lady, and this song is a funk-tastic burst of psychedelic grunge; it sounds like something Janis Joplin would’ve done if she had lived in the early 90’s. Three Merry Widows (well, some of them, anyway) have semi-sort-of reunited 20 years later and have bandied about the possibility of putting out another album (they’ve since uploaded some unplugged performances of some of their other songs, which sound folksier and more typical of what you’d expect a band called Three Merry Widows to produce, which we may be spotlighting somewhere down the line), but in the meantime, enjoy the mesmerizing awesomeness that is “Black Halo”.