Talkin’ Nerdy: The Dumb Donald/Mushmouth Conundrum

NOTE: you must be over 40 years old or a classic TV buff to know what the flaming heck we’re taking about here.
Dumb Donald and Mushmouth
The character on the left is Dumb Donald from Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. He’s the Cosby Kid known for being as smart as a bag of rocks and wearing a ski cap over his head, presumably hiding a horrible disfigurement or premature baldness, or maybe just the total absence of a face altogether.
The character on the right is Mushmouth, also from Fat Albert. His chief claim to fame is that he spoke in a hee-larious (in the days preceding Political Correctness) speech impediment, putting “buh”s after each syllable.

“Pretty different, really. Not really the same thing at all, is it?? IS IT?!?

You’d be surprised, actually. Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids, which ran on CBS on Saturday mornings from September 9, 1972 to September 1, 1984 and then in syndication until August of 1985, was a wildly popular show among the Generation X crowd; the cartoon was so popular, in fact, that according to Tim and Greg Burke’s book Saturday Morning Fever (if you don’t own this book, you should; it’s a great read) a fan at one time wrote and performed his own twisted episodes of the show for his college drama group, boasting such titles as “It’s Not Cool to Mess with Satanic Ritual” and “Weird Harold Gets AIDS”.
Yet somehow, many of our collective wires have gotten crossed over the years. For some reason, fans of the show frequently tend to remember the character of Dumb Donald as Mushmouth, like they’ll spot your bitchin’ Dumb Donald tramp stamp and then start talking like Mushmouth, for example. It’s like how many folks who remember Charles Schulz’s Peanuts seem to confuse the character of Schroeder for Linus, possibly since both characters wore shirts with horizontal stripes on them and both characters spent a lot of time with Lucy, though in the case of both characters, it wasn’t by choice.
Schroeder: Blond hair. Plays the piano. Digs Beethoven.
Linus: stringy hair. Addicted to security blanket.
Know the difference.
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Getting back to Dumb Donald and Mushmouth, there have 3 notable examples in popular media where these 2 characters have been confused for one another:
  • On an episode of Saturday Night Live hosted by Susan Dey, then riding high on her role on L.A. Law, not surprisingly, there were numerous jokes and allusions to the show where Dey got her start, The Partridge Family, throughout the broadcast, culminating in a sketch in which she reprised her role of Laurie Partridge to partake in a battle of the bands with the Brady Kids, led by Jan (played of course by then cast member Melanie Hustell, famous for her dead-on Jan Brady impression). In the sketch, the battle got quite heated, with the characters throwing barbs at one another (Bradys: “Go cryin’ to Mama! You guys don’t have a Daddy!”, Partridges: “Well, you’re all half-adopted! What’s really going on over there??”), until things were broken up by then cast member Chris Rock, who rushed on stage wearing a Dumb Donald costume, hat and all, but speaks like Mushmouth: “At-buh least-buh you can talk-buh plain-buh!” Dana Carvey (as Keith Partridge) even acknowledges Chris’ character as “Mushmouth from Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids“. Shame on you, SNL writers, you call yourself children of 70’s TV, and somehow that blunder made it to the air? No one put on the brakes?? Thankfully, the show made up for that faux pas a few seasons later in a later episode hosted by Bill Paxton, which featured a VH-1 Behind the Music parody of the gang’s Junkyard Band; here in separate vignettes, then cast member Tim Meadows played both Donald and Mushmouth, and this time they got the names and costumes correct. (Granted, Dumb Donald was depicted as having a drug-induced meltdown while wielding a pistol in a seedy hotel, and Mushmouth had served a dime in prison where he converted to Islam and changed his name to ‘Mustafa Mushmouth’ after discovering “A-buh-llah” in the joint, but hey, at least they got the characters’ identities right this time.)
  • In the South Park episode “Treehouses”, there’s a running gag of the character Stan watching a spoof of Fat Albert called Fat Abbot. Abbot, of course, is foul-mouthed, ill-tempered and violent, prone to telling people off and threatening to bust a cap in their asses, once even threatening to blow Rudy the Rich Kid away after Rudy questions his accusing him of being “like school in summertime”, a popular Fat Albert crack meaning you have “no class”. He is backed up by a Dumb Donald lookalike character, who again speaks like Mushmouth: “I’ll-buh pop-buh a cap-buh in yo’ ass-buh too-buh. Bitch-buh.”
  • In an episode of NBC’s NewsRadio, there was sub-plot in which quirky secretary Beth (played by Vicki Lewis) was attempting to make some cash on the side by designing and selling her own line of Dumb Donald hats. A running gag in the episode was that everyone who saw the hats would call them “Mushmouth hats” and Beth would have to correct them. “It’s a Dumb Donald hat!”
To add insult to infamy, for a while during the last years of the USA Network’s airing cartoons during the day, for a time Fat Albert ran on USA just after the USA Cartoon Express (I’m guessing the reason Fat Albert was never actually part of the Cartoon Express was because it had pro-social values and an edutainment factor, so USA didn’t want to lump it in with their other shows, either that or the Cos paid them big time to give his show special treatment), and in one promo for the show, a voice-over speaking in a less-than-stellar Bill Cosby impersonation referred to Dumb Donald as ‘Weird Harold’.
“AW, COME ON!!”

Why Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch are Awesome!

  1. They’re twins. By this time I don’t think I need to explain why we like twins so much on this blog.
  2. They both have cool super powers: super-speed (Pietro/Quicksilver) and probability manipulation (Wanda/Scarlet Witch). Kudos go to any superhero who manages to possess decent powers that aren’t punchy powers or the Superman pack.
  3. They’re mutants. We freaks have to look out for one another.
  4. They’re the offspring of one of the biggest, baddest mutants on the planet.
  5. Their nursemaid was a humanoid cow. I kid you not.
  6. They’re both going to appear in Avengers: Age of Ultron. Now that’s movie cred!
  7. Quicksilver is set to appear in X-Men: Days of Future Past, one of the few things about that film which I’m generally excited about.
  8. Scarlet Witch was trained by Agatha Harkness, a bona fide witch. Witches are naturally cool.
  9. Wanda rocks that hot Goth chick look.
  10. Quicksilver can run at supersonic speeds of up to Mach 10 and resist the effects of friction, reduced oxygen, and kinetic impact while moving at super-speeds. Dude can’t drive 55.
  11. Pietro can create cyclone-strength winds; run up walls and cross bodies of water. Jealous, Sonic?
  12. Dude was once involved with Crystal of the Inhumans. Have you ever made it with an Inhuman?
  13. Scarlet Witch briefly got to use the New Age-y battle cry, “Winds of destiny…change!”
  14. Scarlet Witch was once involved with an android. You don’t get too much more nerd culture than that.
  15. Wanda once short-circuited Ultron with her powers, whereas Windows ME would just crash on its’ own.
  16. Scarlet Witch was a member of the Super Hero Squad, where she was voiced by the legendary Tara Strong.
  17. On Super Hero Squad, Quicksilver was voiced by Scott Menville, who also voiced Robin on Teen Titans; we’ve already covered why Robin is awesome.
  18. Wanda can use her hex powers to light flammable objects, contain or remove air from a particular volume, deflect objects, stop the momentum of projectiles, open doors, explode objects, create force fields and deflect magical attacks, etc. Not to mention slice, dice and make Julian fries.
  19. The Ultimate version of Wanda has “do the math” in order to use her powers — she must calculate the mathematical probability that the effect she intends to create will actually happen, with the more unlikely the effect, the more complex the mathematical formula. We like sexy math nerds.
  20. They were both model pretty as teenagers.
Eat your hearts out, Brandon and Brenda Walsh!

Adult Swim to Take 7-8 PM Hour

Due to the phenomenal ratings that Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim block has received after just a single evening of beginning at 8 PM EST, Turner Broadcasting has recently announced that beginning February 30, 2015, Adult Swim will be taking over the 7 PM to 8 PM broadcasting hour from Cartoon Network.

“We’re very excited about this new hour,” Rob Sorcher said in a recent interview. “The less Cartoon Network we can show, the higher the ratings get. Stu’s gone now, so I’m running thangs ’round these parts, y’hear??”

Viewers are also encouraged to interact with Adult Swim online on their newly founded website, SweetCrazyMoney.com.

For AS’s additional hour, Turner plans to run a back-to-back power hour consisting of their recent acquisitions of mega-hits The New Monkees and Ellen’s Acres.

NEW SCHEDULE

7 PM: THE NEW MONKEES

7:30 PM: ELLEN’S ACRES

Oh, by the way……..

Now that we’ve gotten your attention, we can get on with the fun. Just in time for April Fool’s Day, check below for Things Only a FOOL Would Wait For.

Things Only A FOOL Would Wait For

Today is April Fool’s Day, the day for pranks and nonsense. So in honor of this, we thought that it might be fun to list some Things Only A Fool Would Wait For:

Before we begin, please keep in mind that this is an April Fool’s Day bit. It’s all meant to be in good fun and is done with the intent to be humorous and nothing more. Before anyone gets their proverbial feathers ruffled over anything that’s listed here, please remind yourself…

That said, let’s begin:
THINGS ONLY A FOOL WOULD WAIT FOR:

  • One universal TV channel that airs cartoons from every animation studio.
  • An HD feed for Nicktoons channel.
  • Warner Brothers Animation to produce a new cartoon show for a Hanna-Barbera property besides Scooby-Doo or Tom & Jerry.
  • Cartoon Network to revert to its’ original 24/7 format.
  • Viacom to share their profits and in-house properties with another network.
  • For Disney cartoons and movies starring the trademark characters like Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Belle, Jamsine, etc. to air on Cartoon Network or Boomerang.
  • Aaron MacGruder to produce a series for kids’ TV.
  • A complete DVD series release of Jim Henson’s Muppet Babies.
  • Any MTV or Comedy Central cartoon (Beavis & Butt-Head, Daria, Celebrity Deathmatch, South Park, Drawn Together, Ugly Americans) to come to Adult Swim.
  • The resurrection of syndicated weekday cartoon blocks like Fox Kids and Kids’ WB!.
  • A new Sega video game console.
  • Toonami to return to weekday afternoons.
  • A Street Fighter/Mortal Kombat crossover game.
  • A DC/Marvel crossover game.
  • For The Hub to acquire The Whitest Kids U’Know.
  • A Nickelodeon animated comedy series which contains no fart jokes.
  • A Star Trek/Star Wars crossover.
  • A sequel to Dragonball: Evolution.
  • For any network to turn Lauren Faust’s Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls into a series.
  • Cartoon Network to launch a CN Girls block.
  • An X-Men series that doesn’t feature Wolverine.
  • A sequel to M. Night Shaymalan’s The Last Airbender.
  • A Bugs & Mickey cartoon show.

The Retro Bin: Fred and Barney Meet The Thing (1979)

It’s time for another segment of The Retro Bin. Saturday mornings in the 1970s has brought us some pretty way out concepts. Marvel Comics owned the rights to several Hanna-Barbera franchises at the time and was publishing comic books based on them, including The Flintstones. This in turn lead to one of the What-the-what-est titles in animation history, Hanna-Barbera’s Fred and Barney Meet The Thing.

Fred and Barney Meet The Thing was a 60 minute Saturday morning cartoon which ran on NBC from September 8th to December 1st, 1979. The show’s title was misleading, as there was no episode in which Fred and Barney actually meet The Thing. In fact, the characters never appeared on screen together except in the shows’ opening title sequence and the wraparounds which aired between shorts. The former of which can be seen here. Apologies in advance for the poor video quality:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2w8xj5_fred-barney-meet-the-thing-intro_fun
I’m not going to talk much about the Fred and Barney part of the show, primarily because it’s nothing that everyone doesn’t already know. It was basically The New Fred and Barney Show,which ran on NBC a few months earlier. Yep, it’s The Flintstones. The modern Stone Age shtick. Fred schemes. Barney does the sidekick thing. Yadda, yadda, yadda. You know the drill. The Thing segments are more noteworthy because of how nutty the shows’ concept was. Initially, I thought, “Hey. Hanna-Barbera is making a cartoon starring The Thing. That could be good.” Was it a new series about the Fantastic Four? Nope. Was it a television version of Marvel’s Two-in-One comic book series in which Ben Grimm teams up with a different Marvel character every issue? Nope. It’s a series which featured the ever lovin’ blue eyed powerhouse surviving high school shenanigans!

Loki WTF

 
 
 
OK, here’s the setup: Test pilot Ben Grimm seeks the help of his scientist friend Dr. Harkness to find a way to restore him to his human form. The scientist experiments on Ben and does turn him human, but not in his test pilot form, but rather in the body of a skinny, scrawny American teenager called “Benjy” Grimm. However, Benjy does now have the ability to switch back and forth from human to rock form at will courtesy of a “Thing Ring” (actually 2 rings, one on each hand) which Benjy would clasp together and chant “Thing Ring, do your thing!” Interestingly, Benji lost his Jimmy Durante style mode of speaking while in human form.
 
Peter Parker…whoops, I mean, Benjy attended Centerville High School getting into Archie-style misadventures along with his school chums. The popular and somewhat shallow girl Betty, her wealthy boyfriend Ronald Radford, who was just as snooty and uppity as he was rich, Betty’s kid sister Kelly (whom I must admit to kind of liking. She was very cute) who was also the only other person besides her father, the aforementioned Dr. Harkness who knew his secret, The Yancy Street Gang (Spike, the diminutive leader with a Napoleon complex, tall, skinny, gangly, sunglasses wearing Stretch and Turkey, the big dumb guy who resembled a modern day version of Zonk from the Bronto Bunch. Perhaps he’s Zonk’s descendant), here reduced to being a 3 member Bronto Bunch instead of being a dangerous street gang, and their scatterbrained, giggling teacher Ms. Twilly.

Yeah, this is precisely what comes to mind when I think of The Thing from Marvel Comics.

 
You’re probably wondering what happened to Reed Richards, Susan Storm-Richards and Johnny Storm. Well, you’ll have to keep on wondering because we never found out. The Fantastic Four never appeared on the series, nor did Ben ever mention being part of a team. You have to wonder why H-B felt the need to change so much. Did they think that if the show resembled the comics too much that kids wouldn’t take it seriously?
 
Between segments were wraparounds in which the characters would indulge in telling bad jokes. As previously stated, this was the only part of the show aside from the opening titles in which the Flintstones cast would interact with the Thing cast. Some examples of these would be:
 
The Thing: Hey, Fred. Is it true that you have trouble making up your mind?
 
Fred: Well, yes and no.
 
or
 
Turkey: Hey, Spike. How come you won’t let Stretch an’ me go to the zoo wit’ you’s?
 
Spike: No way! If they want you, they can come an’ get you!
 
or
 
Barney: Hey, Ms. Twilly, how come you’re standing outside with your purse open?
 
Ms. Twilly: I heard that there was going to be a change in the weather!
 

“Don’t quit your day job, Bubbula!”

 For the 1979-1980 season, the show was expanded to 90 minutes with recycled episodes of HB’s The New Shmoo added to the lineup and the shows’ title changed to Fred and Barney Meet The Shmoo, although the Thing segments were still part of the show. The Shmoo would return in the “Bedrock Cops” segments of The Flintstone Comedy Show (1980).
 
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“Hanna-Barbera really thought that I would fit in living in Bedrock with the cast of The Flintstones? What were those guys smoking?”
 
Fred and Barney Meet The Thing was one of the strangest SatAM series to come down the pike, but at least we know that no network executive would ever try to mess with popular a comic book super hero character in this fashion nowadays.
 
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“Actually, I’ve been toying with this idea for a new series where Ben Grimm travels around the country solving mysteries along with 2 kids and a dog…”
 

 

 

“IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!!!”

What follows are the sound effects of a network executive being beaten senseless by an orange rock monster. You don’t want to see this. It isn’t pretty.