Nerdvana: The World of Dragon Ball

It’s time to geek out over a setting again. Today Nerdvana takes a look at the world of Dragon Ball.

This show rocks your balls!
This show rocks your balls!

Time for the obligatory disclaimer: this isn’t a review. By now there have been literally dozens upon dozens of reviews, commentaries and analyses on the adventures of Son Goku and the gang, which is why I’m not going to bother trying it myself. I’ll be specifically talking about the world that show is set in, not the show itself. Now, on to the fun:

Like most artists/writers, I’m a sucker for fantasy worlds. Some people prefer medieval fantasy, others prefer steampunk, some even fancy dystopia (I personally find dystopian settings to be about as much fun as a route canal, but that’s just me). One of my favorite fantasy settings is what I’ve come to term 30 Minutes into the Future, or the World of Next Tuesday. It’s a contemporary fantasy world setting which resembles our world, but not entirely. The version of Earth envisioned by Akira Toriyama in such works as Dragon Ball and Dr. Slump is a good example of the type of fantasy setting I’d like to make a cartoon about one day. One which resembles contemporary Earth, but tweaked and twisted with some futuristic, mythical and just plain outlandish elements.

Let’s start with the architecture. I love Toriyama’s environments and cityspcapes; the ovoid and spherical buildings and structures, mostly gleaming white.

Totally globular!
Totally globular!

I also like the designs and mythos surrounding its’ inhabitants.

People...people who like Dragon Balls...are the luckiest people in the world.
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People…people who like Dragon Balls…are the luckiest people in the world.

According to the story of Dragon Ball Online, which takes place in their year 1000,  the humans have the longest established culture on Earth, and they’re also the most prolific, having spread to all corners of the world, including the Wastelands. As of Age 1000, the human race has become cross-bred with the Saiyan race, and as such, many believe that the race holds a powerful, hidden potential, due to their part Saiyan blood. This setting has spawned 3 main classifications of humans which I’d also like to adapt in a work:

Martial Artists – Warriors that specialize primarily in martial arts, with limited use of ki.

“Boot to the head!”

Spiritualists – Mystics that specialize in spiritual, ki (or mana)-based techniques.

“Whimmy-wham-wham-whuzzle!”

-I’d prefer to be a Spiritualist over a Martial Artist, since I’ve always been more into Magic than Might.

Really, they’re both good choices. As long as I get to be one of the people who can fly, s’all good.

And finally, Engineers – Mechanics and inventors who build weapons and utilize technology.

“I’m blinding you, with SCIENCE!”

Which brings me to the next thing I love about Toriyama’s Earth: the advanced technology, particularly the innvations provided by the Capsule Corporation.

CAPSULE CORP. Bringing you into the future…this afternoon.

This company is responsible for the capsules which can store anything from a water bottle to a car to a tent to a small house.

In your face, Public Storage!

Plus, you get to live and operate from a giant yellow dome!

Also, I love the Capsule Corp. logo. It’s a typography geek’s dream. Dr. and Mrs. Brief, please adopt me.

Another cool device this world boasts is the freaking hovercar.

It’s a FLYING CAR. Come on.

From the makers of the hoverboard…

..And the hovercycle.

Perfect for quick trips to the store, jaunts to the beach, cruising ’round the countryside or evading Storm-troopers on the planet Endor.

As previously stated, I really dig the designs and unique quirks of the people in Toriyama’s works.

The punnish names, the quirky clothes…

Body by Nature. Hair by Youthful Rebellion. Outfit by Hot Topic.

…The unusual colored hair…

“No dye job, honey. This is a natural purple.”

..I even like the talking animal people.

I’m aware of what Jason previously covered in Furry Confusion, and I agree with the points made there, but hear me out. On Toriyama’s Earth, 17% of its’ sapient population were talking animal people, because Toriyama just enjoys drawing them, however I’ve always felt that if you anthropomorphize animals too much then there’s no point in making them animals in the first place. That said, I do like the talking animal idea, I’d just execute it a little differently. In my head canon the Toriyama version of Earth is Hidden Kingdom from Hero: 108, only about a century or so in the future. In ancient times, animals and humans belonged to separate tribes which co-existed alongside one another. Humans began evolving and developing things like tools, weapons, vehicles, cities, burger joints and so on, while animals remained “savage” but eventually learned to speak the language of humans. This resulted in a sub-culture of sentient animals who are able to speak directly to humans but are still animals; they talk, occasionally walk upright but don’t wear full compliments of clothing, can’t operate vehicles or hold down jobs, and only the ones which are pets (though they prefer the term “companions”) live in houses and buildings. I’ve always wanted to do a story in which talking animals were a sort-of fun house mirror equivalent to the Mutants in the Marvel universe, and that’s how I’d execute this idea.

“You really have no life, do you?”

While we’re at it, let’s extend this “semi-anthropomorphism” to dinosaurs, since it’s already been established that dinos aren’t extinct in this world…

T-REX ON A SKATEBOARD! T-REX ON A SKATEBOARD!

…And why not extend that to their cousins, the dragons (as in the non-Eternal variety). They’re like dinosaurs but they can breathe fire, fly and other cool stuff.

A Dance with Dragons

BTW, this world follows Littlest Pet Shop logic, so people can have things like dinosaurs, dragons, monkeys, tigers, kangaroos and pastel colored pandas as pets.

Hello, toy sale tie-ins!

But you know who I truly envy in the Dragon Ball world?

This guy!

“HA-HAAA! WHO DA MAN? WHO DA MAN???!?”

Yeah, I know he’s a fraud and basically the joke/comic relief of the franchise, but you’ve gotta hand it to Mr. Satan; the guy’s the king of dumb luck. He managed to become stinking rich and super-famous, even getting an entire city named after him, for doing nothing. Classic case being in the right place at the right time. he is the Martial Arts Champion, so as normal humans go, he is actually pretty formidable, but he’s absolutely nothing compared to Goku and company.

Plus, you’ve gotta admit, that’s a pretty cool cape.

Nerdvana: Anywhere But Here by Raging Slab

Today’s Nerdvana is another one of our jams. The band is Raging Slab and the album has one of my all time favorite titles: Dynamite Monster Boogie Concert. I first became aware of this song years ago when I caught it on MTV (to give you an idea how long ago this was, this was back when I watched MTV!). The music video is notable mostly for the appearance of the late Gary Coleman. I checked the video out for that, but stayed for the song. Enjoy “Anywhere But Here”.

Cartoon Country: Flipping the Script – Chowder

It’s script-flipping time again! Today the show we’ll be giving the business to is C.H. Greenblatt’s Chowder.

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How would I fix/improve/mutate Chowder? Let’s start with the title character….

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I’d make the titular character a human, specifically a girl human. There’s no reason for the character to be an anthro, and boy-centric shows are all over the tube.

I’d also infuse the lead character with a touch more gray matter. As an apprentice chef, she shouldn’t be perfect, she should still be a touch scatterbrained and bumble from time to time, but she wouldn’t be portrayed as Too Stupid to Live. For that matter, there’s also no real reason for her to be an orphan, let’s make her guardians Mung Daal and Truffles her actual parents. Speaking of…

For the Mung Daal, no major surgery is needed; just make him younger, less of a grotesque and less of a Lothario. He wouldn't need to have such a roving eye after the changes being made to Truffles...

For the Mung Daal character, no major surgery is needed; just make him younger, less of a grotesque and less of a Lothario. He wouldn’t need to have such a roving eye after the changes being made to Truffles…

Truffles could retain some of her original sass and sharpness, but she'd definitely be kinder, gentler and more maternal. The abrasive grouch shtick just wasn't doing it for me. Even Greenblatt realized that a little Truffles went a long way, so he relegated the character to only turning up occasionally in the later episodes of the series.

Truffles could retain some of her original sass and sharpness, but she’d definitely be kinder, gentler and more maternal. The abrasive grouch shtick just wasn’t doing it for me. Even Greenblatt realized that a little Truffles went a long way, so he relegated the character to only turning up occasionally in the later episodes of the series.

Other changes:

The lead characters would still work at a catering company, but I'd place a greater emphasis on sweets and desserts, 'cause who doesn't love desserts?

The lead characters would still work at a catering company, but I’d place a greater emphasis on sweets and desserts, ’cause who doesn’t love desserts?

  • Only the central characters who work at the catering company would be named after foods, sweets, desserts and dishes, not everybody in the entire freaking universe. That was just overkill.
  • Greenblatt’s original idea was for the show to be about a sorcerer’s apprentice; while I do like that idea, I also like the culinary shtick too and don’t want to lose that, so I’d combine the 2 (go with me on this): in this universe artists, chefs and other creative/talented types would function as the wizards and mages of this world, with their particular crafts, skills and talents serving as their “magic”. These talents would also enable these gifted individuals to perform some light magic, like telekinesis, matter transformation, etc. Odd, but I think it could work.
  • There would be a greater emphasis on the lead characters’ filling food orders, cooking, preparing recipes and hunting/searching for ingredients. Not that that has to be dominating force of each and every episode, but it is the principal premise of the show, and I feel it was abandoned far too soon and too greatly in the later episodes.
  • I’d do away with the all of the other apprentice characters on the show. If every kid in Marzipan City is somebody’s apprentice, then there’s nothing special about Chowder.
  • Endive would still be around, but I’d make her rivalry with Mung less personal and make her more of a Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force or Squidward Tentacles type character: a pompous jerk who regularly receives her come-uppance. And I’d definitely tone down her man-hungry libido.
  • Lose Panini. She could have been a decent girl character had the writers not opted to crank her up to full-blown one-dimensional stalker mode. Besides, with the Chowder character now being a girl, there’s no need for her character.
  • I’d keep Gazpacho around with no real changes made to him, except I’d keep his appearances brief and only use him when he’s called for. I wouldn’t shamelessly shoehorn the character into every single episode.
  • I’d greatly tone down on the breaking-the-4th-wall jokes and meta references. I’m generally not a fan of excessive 4th wall breaking because it kills tension if the characters know what’s going to happen, thus ruining any surprise. It also breaks suspension of disbelief by calling attention to the fact that it’s just a cartoon/work of fiction and therefore the audience can’t or shouldn’t get emotionally involved with anything that’s happening.
  • Lose Reuben. I’m a fan of Paul Reubens, but I never liked Reuben.

Finally, what about Shnitzel?

I wouldn’t change anything about him. Shnitzel’s fine the way he is. No need to fix something that isn’t broken.

Shnitzel

The rock monster stays in the picture!

Talkin’ Nerdy: Milky Way VS The Planet Heroes

The_solar_system_by_hyky

Our solar system. Eight planets and one dwarf planet formerly known as a planet moving and grooving around the Sun. It’s where most of live and keep all of our stuff. It’s also been the inspiration for not 1, but 2 toy and fandom franchises.

In this corner, we have MILKY WAY AND THE GALAXY GIRLS.

A funky fresh line of cool girl characters created by Lauren Faust, created with the goal of to offer up to other girls the same kind of joy and inspiration she experienced as a child, with images of girls and women as positive, active, individualistic, fun, and even a little edgy.

A funky fresh line of cool girl characters created by Lauren Faust, created with the goal of to offer up to other girls the same kind of joy and inspiration she experienced as a child, with images of girls and women as positive, active, individualistic, fun, and even a little edgy.

And in this corner, we have THE PLANET HEROES.

A line of toys from Fisher-Price designed for children ages 3–8, depicting various heroic characters each identified with a specific planet. These characters represent their planets in design and features, such as Mercury and Pluto are very small, while Jupiter is a larger toy.

A line of toys from Fisher-Price designed for children ages 3–8, depicting various heroic characters each identified with a specific planet. These characters represent their planets in design and features, such as Mercury and Pluto are very small, while Jupiter is a larger toy.

But which is better? Which is the cooler toyetic take on the solar system? Today, we place them against one another, head-to-head, to find out.

NOTE: While both franchises also boast characters for other heavenly bodies like the Sun, the Moon, stars and the like, for this we’ll only be looking at the characters representing planets. Why? Because I’m incredibly lazy. However we will be covering Pluto, despite it no longer being considered a planet; it was a planet when I was a kid, and I still consider it a planet now. Besides, it’s already been demoted from the cool kids’ table, Pluto’s suffered enough. That said, let’s get it on!

  1. BASE OF OPERATIONS

MWGG!: None

PLANET HEROES: A futuristic Space Base.

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ADVANTAGE: Planet Heroes. It’s fun to travel the cosmos, but it’s also good to have a place to hang your hat.

2. PRIMARY MODE OF TRANSPORTATION

MWGG!: Roller Skates…IN SPACE!!!

Just roll with it.

Just roll with it.

PLANET HEROES: Cool jets, star cruisers and other rad vehicles.

“Let’s rocket!”

ADVANTAGE: Planet Heroes. Kicks are cool, but nothing beats cruising through space in your sweet, sweet ride.

3. MAIN TOY TYPES

MWGG!: Plushies

Hello, Dolly!

Hello, Dolly!

PLANET HEROES: Action Figures

Plastic Celebrities

Plastic Celebrities

ADVANTAGE: Push. Dolls, action figures, whether you want to snuggle or beat the crap out of one another, whatever floats your boat.

4. REPRESENTATIVE OF MERCURY

MWGG!: An uber-competitive athletic type.

Feel the burn!

Feel the burn!

PLANET HEROES: Zip, coming with a small gun and a 2 wheeled vehicle, that when rolled back will zip forward.

Planet Heroes Mercury

ADVANTAGE: MWGG!. I like the silver outfit; silver’s one of my favorite colors.

5. REPRESENTATIVE OF VENUS

MWGG!: This lovely, pink-haired perfectionist aspiring ballerina, complete with ballet slipper skates (makes no sense, but why not?).

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PLANET HEROES: Dazzle, the only female Planet Hero, with a lava launch gun.

Hot stuff!

Hot stuff!

ADVANTAGE: MWGG! Dazzle’s hot, and has a cool name, but she’s the ONLY girl on the team. Token females are so old-school, plus, come on, look at Venus. She’s magically babe-licious! (Plus, forgive me, but I initially thought Dazzle was a boy before I noticed her breasts.)

6. REPRESENTATIVE OF EARTH

MWGG!: None

PLANET HEROES: Ace, a young Earth boy with a Go-Kart, a skateboard and wings.

Planet Heroes Earth

ADVANTAGE: Planet Heroes, by default. I’m sure Ms. Faust gets asked this all the time, but why is there no Galaxy Girl for Earth? It’s our primitive planet, sure, but it’s still a planet. Could she not think of a persona for Earth? Earth also means dirt, so she could be a farm girl in a Daisy Mae outfit. Hey, I’d buy that.

7. REPRESENTATIVE OF MARS

MWGG!: This quirky, kooky, green-skinned artist.

It's not easy being green...and weird.

It’s not easy being green…and weird.

PLANET HEROES:  Digger, a red guy who digs, with a drill and shield.

Dig it!

Dig it!

ADVANTAGE: MWGG!. I like how Ms. Faust chose to make the Mars character a stereotypical Green Martian. As a fan of cheesy sci-fi movies, I can’t resist Mars.

8. REPRESENTATIVE FOR JUPITER

MWGG!: A heavenly hippie and animal lover.

Groovy, baby!

Groovy, baby!

PLANET HEROES: Gustus, a really big guy with a robot dog.

Planet Heroes Jupiter

ADVANTAGE: MWGG!. While I do like how Gustus is big like his planetary namesake, I also happen to find hippie chicks irresistible.

9. REPRESENTATIVE FOR SATURN

MWGG!: A deep-space DJ.

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PLANET HEROES: Rings, a dude with a ring cycle.

Planet Heroes Saturn

ADVANTAGE: MWGG!. I almost gave this one to Rings, since Saturn’s rings are just decoration, but in the end I had to succumb to my love of techno music.

10. REPRESENTATIVES OF URANUS AND NEPTUNE

(I’m listing these 2 together since Uranus and Neptune are twin planets.)

MWGG!: A pair of twin sisters: Uranus, a bookish brainiac…

Schoolgirl outfits are cute!

Schoolgirl outfits are cute!

…And her twin Neptune a space-faring surfer chick.

“Catch the space waves, brah!”

PLANET HEROES: Uranus- Yuri, with a suction cup gun.

Planet Heroes Uranus

Neptune- Tune, a liquid dude with a large vehicle.

Planet Heroes Neptune

ADVANTAGE: MWGG!. They’re twins, baby. I don’t think I have to say any more.

11. REPRESENTATIVE OF PLUTO

MWGG!: A hard-rocking, Goth punk girl.

“ROCK!”

PLANET HEROES: Shiver, the smallest Planet Hero with a snowmobile.

Planet Heroes Pluto

ADVANTAGE: MWGG!. Both are cold, but one of them is STONE COLD! A stone cold rocker, that is.

12. BAD GUYS

MWGG!: A sexless entity known as Black Hole.

Black Hole

PLANET HEROES: Professor Darkness, a living black hole aided by minions Photon and Neutron.

Planet Heroes Black Hole

ADVANTAGE: Push. There are no winners here. Remember kids, just say ‘no’ to evil.

Come_to_the_DarkSide_by_sali666

FINAL SCORE: with a whopping score of 7 to 3, our winner is…MILKY WAY & THE GALAXY GIRLS!

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The Planet Heroes had some chops, but in the end, the Galaxy Girls’ quirkiness and fashionable flash edged them out just so slightly.

We end this somewhat pointless venture with a cool space montage.