Peeks: More Glimpses at Disney’s "The 7D"

Back in March, we did a first look at one of Disney’s newest upcoming animated series, The 7D, a new series starring ‘modernized’ versions of Disney’s Seven Dwarfs, which was originally slated as a preschool show set to run on Disney Junior, but is now going to be an all-ages series airing on Disney XD. The Mouse House is being rather closed-mouthed about this show (or maybe I just don’t watch that much Disney XD–possibly both), so I haven’t seen a lot of promotion for it, but I recently came across some more media for the series. First, let’s get this out of the way….

“OMG!! THE SEVEN DWARFS HAVE BEEN REDESIGNED! THEY LOOK DIFFERENT! THEY DON’T LOOK LIKE THEY DID IN THE MOVIE! IT’S WRONG! IT’S AN ABOMINATION AGAINST GOD AND NATURE!! WALT MUST BE SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE!! THEY’VE RUINED MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!! WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH!!!!!!!!”

-Now that we’ve done that, check out this promo:


And this 2-minute snippet:


Now I know some people can, do and will have their qualms about this show, but as a longtime fan of the Seven Dwarfs, I’m personally looking forward to this. The fact that it employs the vocal talents of Maurice LaMarche, Jess Harnell, Billy West and Kevin Michael Richardson doesn’t hurt either. The 7D is set to premiere on Disney Closed-Eyed Grin on July 7th. If it succeeds in catching my interest, I just may do a Review on the Run of this show. Stay tooned.

2 Funny: Wash My Damn Towels and 5 Awkward Kool-Aid Commercials

Remember the Have A Laugh! entry we did back in February? Well, we liked it so much that we decided to make it a recurring segment. Starting today, we’ll occasionally be uploading funny video clips that make us and hopefully you laugh in a new segment we call 2 Funny. (By now you should know why it’s ‘2’ instead of “Too”.) We hope they’ll give you a chuckle and make your day just a tad more bearable. WARNING: today’s entries are just the tiniest bit blue, but nothing too harsh or over the top, we promise. First up, a favorite bit of ours from TBS’ The Pete Holmes Show.

If this doesn’t become a nationwide catchphrase, there’s something truly wrong with our society.

And, the 5 Most Awkward Kool-Aid Commercials. This always cracks me up.


Hope we gave you a laugh with these. Be on the lookout for more of our favorite funny vids in the weeks and moths to come.

Reviews on the Run and TV Special Showdown

On the 10th of this month, Silverstar wrote a looking back review of C.H. Greenblatt’s Chowder and labeled it as a segment of “Reviews on the Run”. This got me thinking; that’s a good way to execute the RotR segments and keep them as reviews. From now on, Reviews on the Run will remain about reviews, but we’ll only be reviewing the shows that we’ve seen or care about. In other words, we’ll only be covering the shows that we choose to cover. We now know that we can’t please everyone and trying to do so by attempting to review every new series that comes down the pike was too much work for too little payoff (keep in mind that we are lazy) and that’s something that we definitely won’t be continuing.  Also, they won’t be blow by blow reviews, hence the name “Reviews on the Run”. Said shows don’t have to be new, nor do they have to currently be airing. In addition, the reviews don’t need to be limited to just shows; we could review a short or just a single episode of a series, if we so desire. Just general musings and us being geeky about cartoons. So it’s business as usual then.

Cue the rimshot.
Anyway, what about segment on TV specials then, you ask? Well, I’ve decided to do the TV special riffs as it’s own separate segment which  I’m tentatively calling TV Special Showdown. The Hanna-Barbera All-Star Comedy Ice Revue was the first of these segments, but it won’t be the last. So stay tooned.

Cartoon Country: Looking Back – Chowder

A discussion on Toon Zone sparked this; today I’ll be looking back at a since departed cartoon, Cartoon Network’s Chowder.

For those who don’t know, Chowder was an American animated television series created by C.H. Greenblatt for Cartoon Network. The series followed an aspiring young chef named Chowder and his day-to-day adventures as an apprentice in Mung Daal’s catering company, located in the magical surreal fantasy setting of Marzipan City, a cross between a Dr. Seuss book and a Peter Max painting, populated by humanoids, anthropomorphic animals, pixies, robots, monsters, giants, dragons and not-quite-certains, where all of the characters were named after foods or dishes. Although he means well, Chowder often finds himself in predicaments due to his perpetual appetite and his nature as a scatterbrain. He is also pestered by Panini, the apprentice of Mung’s rival Endive, who wants Chowder to be her “boyfriend”, which he abhors. The series was animated with both traditional animation as well as short stop motion puppet sequences that were inter-cut into the episodes, and that ran over the end credits.

Chowder premiered on November 2, 2007, and ran for three seasons with 49 total episodes. It garnered one Primetime Emmy Award win, six Annie Award nominations, and two additional Emmy Award nominations during its run. The series finale, “Chowder Grows Up”, aired on August 7, 2010, and features C.H. Greenblatt as the voice of the adult Chowder.

As of June 02, 2014, Boomerang has begun airing re-runs of the series.

I’m not ashamed to say it: I loved Chowder when it first debuted. It was a glimmer of goodness in an otherwise mostly forgettable era for Cartoon Network. Fun fact: the show was originally going to be about a wizard’s apprentice, but somewhere down the line while still in pre-production the show was morphed into a series about an apprentice chef, and while part of me wonders what the series would have been like had Greenblatt stuck with his original concept, I still dug the show when it first came out. The cooking premise was definitely unique and not one which has been utilized a lot in animation, or anywhere else outside of Food Network or the Cooking Channel. I loved how kooky and whimsical Chowder was, its’ world and its’ characters, and how different it was from everything else that was on CN at the time. In its’ initial season, people were touting Chowder as the show which had the potential to be CN’s equivalent to SpongeBob Squarepants, and I was one of those people who saw that potential in the show.

Unfortunately, around midway season 2, things started to flag. The theme of cooking and making unusual recipes and questing for ingredients for said recipes and tackling catering orders got abandoned all too quickly, the characters (especially Chowder himself) became extremely dumbed down and 1-dimensional caricatures of their former selves each with a single trait cranked up to 11, the characters began breaking the 4th wall to the point of sheer irritation, the cast (again especially Chowder himself) began shouting all of their dialogue, the writers began shoehorning Gazpacho (one of the show’s funniest characters, admittedly) into every single episode regardless of whether the story actually called for him or not, and by the end Chowder had just devolved into a goofy random cartoon about weird people doing weird things with no rhyme or reason, with the only remnants of the original premise being that everyone and everything was named after foods. By the time the finale came along, the damage had been done.

When looking back on Chowder, I try to only remember it’s first season and the early part of the second; I try to pretend the rest of the series simply doesn’t exist.

Why Gear is Awesome!

  1. He’s another in that rare and proud lineage of super-powered geeks.
  2. He’s best buddies with Dakota’s resident high-voltage hero.
  3. His Bang Baby power is super-intelligence: able to design ultra-tech gizmos at the drop of a hat and acing his tests with only a short glance at the questions. Basically he’s Brainiac 5 without the green skin.
  4. He manages to be a cool formidable hero despite having the middle name Osgood.
  5. He’s the creator of Back-Pack, a robot unit usable as a probe and portable computer assistance system. It’s like a smartphone you can wear on your back.
  6. His uniform colors are green and white, the coolest color combination in the world! (New York Jets fans only)
  7. He’s cool despite his uniform colors being green and white, the lamest color combination in the world! (New York Jets haters only)
  8. He’s created Jet-Blades, vectored thruster-equipped jet boots, from modified roller blades. He’s Sidewalk Surfer!
  9. He has his own hoverboard, the Jet Board. We’re all supposed to have hoverboards by 2015, according to the movie Back to the Future II. Clock’s ticking, scientists!
  10. He created a sensor and neural interface control helmet, which constantly feeds information to his brain, the data stream of which can only be read by super-intellects, thus making unusable for everybody except for him, Professor Steven Hawking and Bill Gates.
  11. He’s created Zap-Caps, grenade-like explosive balls which upon impact can zap their victims with electric shock or encase them in a concrete-like substance of his own design, which hardens faster than concrete and is 10 times as strong. He’s like a Home Depot version of a superhero.
  12. He’s also created Zap Caps, Mark II, grenade-like balls with metal bands for restraining purposes. Plus, Zap Caps is just fun to say.
  13. He modified a freaking TV remote for time travel! Most of us can’t even get every clock in our houses synced up.
  14. He’s been shown to still be fighting crime in the not-too-distant future, despite gaining a gut. Hey, those donuts are like edible crack!