- He’s the co-leader of the Teen Titans.
- His body is titanium body armor, so he saves a fortune on clothes.
- He can fire a rocket from his shoe!
- He’s that rare combination: a jock who’s also a mega-brain.
- He can lift a bus. So who needs the A-train?
- His father, Silas Stone, helped design Titans Tower. He must’ve been a fan of Mr. T.
- He can summon forth dozens of high-tech attachments and devices from his person without having to shout “Go Go Gadget” first.
- He got to appear on Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians, where he was voiced by Ernie “Winston Zeddmore” Hudson.
- He recently upgraded himself to the latest Android operating system.
- He’s a gamer. We like gamers.
- He can calculate pi to 1000 places and devour 1000 Monster Burgers.
- He’s got an infrared cybernetic eye. The only other people who can boast that are Kano from Mortal Kombat and the Terminator.
- He built his own freakin’ car! I can’t even build a shelf.
- He went to a H.I.V.E. dance with Jinx as his date. Who wouldn’t want to date a cute witch?
- He can say “Booyaah!” unironcially.
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The Couch: Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue!
Today the Couch looks at the quickly gone and forgotten 10th incarnation of Hanna-Barbera’s Scooby-Doo franchise, Warner Brothers’ Shaggy and Scooby-Doo Get a Clue!.




Why Blythe Baxter is Awesome!
- She’s cute.
- She has a large head, and you know what they say about people with large heads…they have a hard time shopping for hats.
- She was originally a fashion doll from the 1970’s. Incredibly well-preserved, don’t you think?
- She’s voiced by Ashleigh Ball. Anyone who shares a voice with Rainbow Dash has got to be cool.
- She’s cute.
- She can talk to animals. I can talk to animals too, but they don’t talk back.
- She has a seemingly never-ending assortment of hairstyles and outfits. Most cartoon characters only get 1 outfit, or all of their clothes just look the same.
- She’s cute.
- She has a dumb waiter in her bedroom, whereas most of us just have dumb waiters at our local Chili’s.
- How many other people can pull off a polka dotted scooter?
- Did I mention she’s cute??
Ad Nausea: The Madness of King Burger
Happy New Year! For the first Twinsanity blog entry of 2014, we examine the somewhat spotty career of fast food mascot the Burger King. What a fairly short but strange trip it’s been…..

DETROIT – FEBRUARY 03: Burger King mascot, The King poses in the green room during the “Jimmy Kimmel Live” Show at Super Bowl XL February 3, 2006 at the Gem Theatre in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Getty Images)

All was hunky-dory for a while, but ultimately, the ads just couldn’t cut the mustard, and eventually the King’s court was disbanded. As for whatever happened to the King’s co-stars, well…….

For some unfathomable reason, people found these new ads to be off-putting (Can’t imagine why), and eventually, Burger King retired the monarch in 2011. These days, the King does the occasional magic show in Las Vegas (fans loved it when he pantsed David Copperfield on stage), but mostly he just likes to lurk. Anywhere. At anytime. So you just might bump into him one day.

Talkin’ Nerdy: The Kids’ WB Blues
During my time of internet surfing, I came across this old Kids’ WB! promo advertising the network’s airing the reruns of Steven Spielberg’s Tiny Toon Adventures.
Ah, the dubbing. So bad….
What I find interesting about this particular promo (aside from wondering why only 2 singing voices were heard in the variation of the Tiny Toons theme song if the entire cast of TTA was supposed to be singing) is how it’s acts as though Animaniacs is the seasoned veteran series and the Tiny Toons characters are treated like the new kids on the block, when in reality. Tiny Toons started and stopped before Animaniacs. TTA ran from 1990 to 1995, while A! ran from 1993 to 1999. Yet, on Kids’ WB, Cartoon Network and later The Hub, A! was always acquired first, and TTA wasn’t acquired until after the A! reruns got decent ratings. These weren’t even new episodes of TTA; they were only “new” to Kids’ WB because they never aired on that network before. It must be somewhat grating for the TTA characters to have a series that they helped to create go on to surpass them in popularity. It’s kind of like your little brother or sister constantly getting picked for a team before you.
The Warners didn’t know it yet, but the Tiny Toons were only harbingers to the coming horror. A far greater threat to their security on the WB network was looming over the horizon. A threat that goes by the name of…

If the Warners think that having to share a network with the Tiny Toons is bad, wait until all of the comedy cartoons are forced to share a tiny cubicle.



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