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Why Cyborg is Awesome!

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  1. He’s the co-leader of the Teen Titans.
  2. His body is titanium body armor, so he saves a fortune on clothes.
  3. He can fire a rocket from his shoe!
  4. He’s that rare combination: a jock who’s also a mega-brain.
  5. He can lift a bus. So who needs the A-train?
  6. His father, Silas Stone, helped design Titans Tower. He must’ve been a fan of Mr. T.
  7. He can summon forth dozens of high-tech attachments and devices from his person without having to shout “Go Go Gadget” first.
  8. He got to appear on Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians, where he was voiced by Ernie “Winston Zeddmore” Hudson.
  9. He recently upgraded himself to the latest Android operating system.
  10. He’s a gamer. We like gamers.
  11. He can calculate pi to 1000 places and devour 1000 Monster Burgers.
  12. He’s got an infrared cybernetic eye. The only other people who can boast that are Kano from Mortal Kombat and the Terminator.
  13. He built his own freakin’ car! I can’t even build a shelf.
  14. He went to a H.I.V.E. dance with Jinx as his date. Who wouldn’t want to date a cute witch?
  15. He can say “Booyaah!” unironcially.

Why Blythe Baxter is Awesome!

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  1. She’s cute.
  2. She has a large head, and you know what they say about people with large heads…they have a hard time shopping for hats.
  3. She was originally a fashion doll from the 1970’s. Incredibly well-preserved, don’t you think?
  4. She’s voiced by Ashleigh Ball. Anyone who shares a voice with Rainbow Dash has got to be cool.
  5. She’s cute.
  6. She can talk to animals. I can talk to animals too, but they don’t talk back.
  7. She has a seemingly never-ending assortment of hairstyles and outfits. Most cartoon characters only get 1 outfit, or all of their clothes just look the same.
  8. She’s cute.
  9. She has a dumb waiter in her bedroom, whereas most of us just have dumb waiters at our local Chili’s.
  10. How many other people can pull off a polka dotted scooter?
  11. Did I mention she’s cute??

Why Washu Hakubi is Awesome!

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It’s time for another segment of Why (blank) is Awesome. Today, we focus one of my favorite mad scientists, Washu Hakubi from Tenchi Muyo!

WHY WASHU HABUKI IS AWESOME!
  1. She describes her self as :”The greatest scientific genius in the universe!”
  2. She’s short. We short people have to stick together.
  3. The pink hair. You’ve got to love the pink hair.
  4. She has innate powers, but prefers to use reason and hi-tech to solve her problems.
  5. She’s one of the Chousen, three sister goddesses who created the universe.
  6. She created an inter-dimensional laboratory in the closet of the Masaki house. The folks on Home Makeover have got nothing on her!
  7. She altered her body to that of a teenage girl, but can return to adult form whenever she wants to. Who wouldn’t want to keep on looking young and hot?
  8. She built 2 little robot sidekicks who (literally) sing her praises.
  9. She’s invented devices which make Apple look like a flea market.
  10. She invented a device which could destroy the universe. Not that she ever would, but just in case…
And the geek shall inherit the earth!

Why Robin is Awesome!

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Hello and welcome to a new segment on Twinsanity entitled Why (blank) is Awesome!, in which we list the things we like about our favorite characters. Think of this as a sneak preview; a little sample of some of the new stuff you can expect from us in 2014. First up:

WHY ROBIN IS AWESOME!
  1. He’s the leader of the Teen Titans, despite not having any superpowers. Powers are cool, but if you can kick ass without them, well…
  2. He gets to live in a giant T.
  3. He’s a talented circus acrobat. Think a butt-kicking Flying Wallenda.
  4. He can wear a combination of Christmas tree colors (red, yellow and green) and pull it off.
  5. He was trained by the goddamn Batman.
  6. That stylin’ black-and-yellow-cape.
  7. The spiky hair, man. Chicks dig the hair.
  8. He’s mastered several martial arts, having sparred with a bear, a snake, a monkey and the True Master herself. Take that, Kung Fu Panda!
  9. He has a keen understanding of various sciences, like computing, physics and chemistry, and is a skilled mechanic and engineer, building all of his own gadgets and equipment. Who says nerds don’t make good superheroes?
  10. He rides a tricked out red cycle with jet-thrusters and his initial stamped on it.
  11. Birdarangs, baby. Birdarangs.
  12. He once went into battle wearing a Gatchaman style outfit, unironically.
  13. He owns a collapsible metal staff, which can be split into 2 Eskrima sticks. You can’t get that at Sports Authority.
  14. He owns energy disks which can explode, shock or emit foam. And play mp3s.
  15. He’s dated both Starfire and Batgirl.
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